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About Amberwolf

Age: 54
Gender: M
Location: Phoenix, AZ

Joined: 18 years ago on 02/19/04
Last Visit: 4 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I have a mind like a steel trap: everything comes out crushed and mangled. Current obsession are my e-bike projects, built from recycled parts, always a WIP. It's actually the things I *do* that most people find interesting, rather than *me*.. ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Dog Rescue, Highly Custom Electric Bicycle designing and building, mostly from recycled parts, making my own music”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Some people do call it sorcery, but I'm really just a jack of all trades. Mundane life finds me drudging away at retail work. Fixing up old broken stuff, repurposing and recycling things.”

What's your dream job?

“Creating whatever I feel like, rescuing dogs, and having my living expenses paid for while I do it. ”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I've got a skeleton at his computer desk, with a sign that says 'surfed too long'. I thinks it's a future sculpture of *me*...”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Very smart (shop smart, shop S-Mart...SMACK), funny, a little crazy, artistic, and mostly I'd just have to find out by talking (or typing) to her.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?


Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Crest/Banner of the Stars, practically anything Ghibli/Miyazaki, Rose of Versailles, ROD&TV, Mushishi, I'll add more later.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?


What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Watching anime (usually I prefer subs to dubs, for various technical and other reasons)”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Currently none (no money) but used to be just GallifreyOne, sometimes I dropped in at Coppercon, Leprecon, DarkCon, and HexaCon. Last Westercon was 45 (long time ago)”

Into games? List your favorites!

“not really, no time.”

Jaeger Assignment

Amberwolf is currently piloting GORILLA MAJESTY with Ataru

GORILLA MAJESTY's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Foot-Mounted Machete
  • Nipple-Mounted Chainsaw of Playfulness

DOSSIER: Role is to supply surgical offense designed to embarrass the Kaiju by slaughtering their children. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Highway Nightmare, a plan to use a fucked-up, ancient fried chicken recipe to decisively end psoraisis. In the past, other Jaeger pilots have heaped praise upon the pilots' combat effectivness. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they break the Kaiju without fingerbanging each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a secretary. Father was a drug lord. Greatly devastated by the murder of grandmother guys that really knew how to party, in his own way. At an early age, showed great aptitude for playing the piano, but struggled with with controlling his emotions. It was at the age of 19 that he discovered bathing. Gradually, he learned the art of babysitting. Each sexual fuck-up was a step toward being less of an asshole that his parents expected from him.

Played first base for the Mets despite a total lack of bowel control because his mother forced him to. With a fighting style that combined the gassy outbursts of a bull with sensual levels of violence, termed "Elegant Strapping Fieldhand Style", he soon gained the admiration of pretentious assholes everywhere.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a splendid success despite annoying the shit out of a bunch of nerds. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that seemed to be addicted to heroin or something.

In the aftermath of the touching battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to General by pretty much the only other person that was still alive.

Haters have described his partying style as "weak-ass weaksauce", while others have described it as "devastatingly effective" and "some of the most heroic Jaeger piloting since my dad destroyed my face."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.

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