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jennekohan

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About jennekohan

Age: 36
Gender: F
Location: Gilbert, AZ

Joined: 15 years ago on 02/19/04
Last Visit: 10 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hey, I'm Jen. I like grilled cheese. A LOT!”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Go to the arcade, draw, read, watch movies... especially silly horror movies that are so bad they are good!”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Freelance artist for some US manga publishers.”

What's your dream job?

“Drawing comics.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I was making toast and when it was done it popped out of the toaster, flipped around in the air, and fell right into the trash can. ;_; Made me a sad panda.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“A nice, honest person with similar interests that is looking to meet new friends.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I think they can work if you were in the relationship before it became long-distance. Otherwise I don't think you can really get to know a person from a distance.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Escaflowne, Saber Marionette J, Fruits Basket, Chobits, Princess Tutu, Kitchen Princess, etc.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Jamiroquai, T.M.Revolution, and Eurobeat.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Anime, manga, drawing, cosplay, lolita fashion, video games, conventions, etc.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Anime Expo, Anime Central, Dragon-Con, Saboten-Con, Phoenix Cactus Comicon, etc.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“DDR, Bust a Groove, Silent Hill, House of the Dead, Typing of the Dead, pretty much any rhythm and action games.”

Jaeger Assignment

jennekohan is currently piloting PATRIOT SLASHER with Hero

PATRIOT SLASHER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Womb-Mounted Kick Festival
  • Breast-Mounted Cutlass Eruption

DOSSIER: Job is is to supply ferocious blowjobs to other Jaeger pilots, even during the confusion of sexual lovemaking. Top-secret rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Stalwart Diddler, a plan to use a fucked-up, truly astonishing aggressive handjob technique to prolong Obamacare. In the past, experienced Jaeger pilots have wished that the pilots would improve their masturbation habits. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they destroy the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of love and comic books. Existence threw a fucking curveball when friends were eaten by assassins. It was at the age of 19 that she swore revenge. Spent the next several seconds fucking people up in a hidden warehouse. Each erotic fuck-up was a step closer to the true mastery of self-control that her heart yearned for.

Truly blossomed in a secret Buddhist temple where she studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that she was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent failure despite falling in love with her copilot. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.

Refusing to listen to everybody else for a change, she dedicated herself to curing AIDS and has no fucking idea what she's doing.

So-called experts have described her partying style as "second-rate bullshit", while others have described it as "instant boner material" and "some of the toughest stuff since Mike Tyson destroyed my ass."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.

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