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Age: 32Gender: MLocation: Raleigh, NC
Joined: 15 years ago on 02/19/04Last Visit: 3 years agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Took me awhile to find what I'm about but I am a car and anime geek foremost, except at work. I have a regular job and don't like to change that often. But as much as I can I'll cosplay, travel to Japan and work on fun projects. I try to balance it.”
What do you do for fun?
“Photography, tuned and turbocharged my MX-5, driving to the mountains or the beach for a night, build things with Arduino or other micro controllers, build cool looking props that give me a use for amusing leds and microcontollers”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Enterprise Server Filesystem Support for a major Linux company, something that keeps me thinking, but sometimes stressful when your decisions impact hundreds of terabytes of data.”
What's your dream job?
“I haven't found it yet. Maybe a writer.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“Lined up for Minori (ef) at Comiket with no idea what to buy, so I bought the most unusual collectable, an anime shower curtain. Luckily, I don't have a place for a shower curtain, but I am happy with it, despite it's life since, tucked away in a box”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“A proper geek, hopefully someone who likes Vocaloid and plays Visual Novels. Otherwise, if they tolerate it, but we've gotta connect across some hobbies.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Maybe, I've done both, mixed results”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“AIR, Kanon, Clannad, Steins;Gate, Kannagi, Haruhi, Angel Beats!, Spice & Wolf, Higurashi, Outbreak Company, Chuunibyou, Oreimo”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Averaging an anime or two a season, a few cosplays a year, attempting to write and produce a professional quality Visual Novel, tying it in with my other geeky interests, building itasha”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Katsucon? Animazement, AWA, Comiket?”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Project Diva, Gran Turismo, Final Fantasy, Halo, Forza, Xenosaga, Minecraft, Planetarian, little games I play and forget about”
Other Online Gaming Info
“This changes regularly, but ... L4D2, Starcraft, Age of Empires II, Halo, Forza, GT5, GTA4, Minecraft”
Misuzu is currently piloting HAMBURGER BASTARD with soaze
HAMBURGER BASTARD's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support basically anybody who asks by fortifying their offensive capabilities. Top-secret rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Stalwart Sword, a plan to use an unbelievable, ancient violent sexual onslaught to hopefully end the designated hitter rule. Certainly historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Resilient Hogwarts, during which most of Washington D.C. was destroyed in an effort to blow off some steam. At times, the pilots' parents have heaped praise upon the pilots' combat effectivness. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may act like a total asshole if the pilots don't really have their shit together. One thing is certain: these pilots are fun-loving and nobody questions their dedication to masturbation habits.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by some serious assholes in the idyllic slums of Dayton. Greatly devastated by the conversion to Islam of his favorite hobo lover while masturbating. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with not slaughtering literally every living being he encountered. It was at the age of 19 that he discovered bathing. Each suprisingly filthy yeast infection was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that most people would stay the fuck away from.Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite a total lack of bowel control because of his immense determination. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a bull with erotic levels of violence, termed "Invincible Bastard Style", he soon gained the erections of perverts all over the world.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up success despite killing his copilot. Due to his actions, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was pretty happy about it.Deciding to listen to everybody else for a change, he dedicated himself to totally wussing out whenever possible and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected."You, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there fighting, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything you learned and react to the life or death situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, you're fucked. Believe me, this is one pilot who will never have any clue about that."Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.
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