Maddtoaster

Age: 34
Gender: F
Location: Jersey City, NJ

Joined: 10 years ago on 10/21/07
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Maddtoaster is currently piloting FERTILITY MANTICORE with Jinques

FERTILITY MANTICORE's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Nipple-Mounted Black Hole Generator Storm
• Satisfaction Bodyslam

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply suicidally-insane blowjobs to civilians, even during the confusion of desperate brawls. Impervious to melancholy. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they piss all over the Kaiju without slaughtering each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of daily swordfighting lessons and religion. Deeply affected by the death of her favorite hobo lover guys that really knew how to party, in her own way. At an early age, showed much promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 6 that she swore revenge. Reluctantly spent the next several years sleeping in a filthy gay bath house. Each sexual fuck-up was a step closer to the true mastery of self-control that her heart yearned for.

Slept with a village of hobos despite being completely blind because of her burning passion to succeed.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane failure despite falling in love with a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.

When the dust settled after the touching clusterfuck, pilot was angrily promoted to Chief Asskicker by by popular demand.

Jealous people have described her robot piloting style as "embarrassing ass-grabbing", while mostly everybody else has described it as "instant boner material" and "some of the coolest mayhem since Godzilla ravaged people left and right."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.