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Age: 39Gender: MLocation: Olympia Fields, IL
Joined: 15 years ago on 02/19/04Last Visit: 9 years agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“The one, the only, CardCaptor Will. Yeah, I'm the guy who wears a dress at every convetion i go to, and has made stand-up comedy at conventions fun again ;)”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“travel, getting lost, doing insane things for shock value”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“currently out of school, looking for a job”
What's your dream job?
“working at some big engineering firm by day, DJing by night.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I once flashed Amanda Winn Lee wearing my mimiru cosplay at Ohayocon. . .”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Hey, if she doesn't mind me wearing a dress, that's half the battle. If she's smart, funny, sexay and likes being girly, omg t3h win.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“They work if you see each other more often than every six months”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Angelic Layer, Gundam Seed, CardCaptor Sakura, Chrno Crusade, FullMetal Alchemist”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Just a fellow con-whore and cosplay addict.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“to finish out 2k4: Anime Iowa, Anime Reactor, Anime Sound and Vision. Next year. . stay tuned”
Into games? List your favorites!
“DDR, Final Fantasy Tatics, Halo, pretty soon etiher LineageII or FFXI to find my friends”
CardCaptorWill is currently piloting ERUPTING TORNADO with Scarlett
ERUPTING TORNADO's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is is to disable Kaiju and supply courageous counseling services to friendly forces. Often, experienced Jaeger pilots have been awestruck by the pilots' lovemaking abilities. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to perform like a real pussy pretty much any time you even look at it. One thing is certain: these pilots are heroic and have one purpose, which is to destroy some Kaiju heads.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by monks in the dangerous swamps of an average American small town. Profoundly aroused by the Kaiju murder of some shitty cat while masturbating. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with chapped nipples. It was at the age of 19 that he had a sex change. Spent the next several hours training his guts out in a seriously shady homeless shelter. Each sexual day was a step away from the true mastery of self-control that most people would stay the fuck away from.Slept with a village of hobos despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because he was the one foretold by the prophecy. With a fighting style that combined the aroma of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with drunkenly unpredictable levels of violence, termed "Ferocious Monkey Style", he soon gained the erections of nudists.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent success despite infuriating nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.When the dust settled after the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to bat boy for the Mets by a guy that wandered in off of the street and was pretty much just into promoting people."The thing is," says his commander, "He'd be a lot better at saving the Earth if he stopped being an asshole. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.
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