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About carrie

Age: 36
Gender: F
Location: Berkeley, CA

Joined: 16 years ago on 02/19/04
Last Visit: 13 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Communist, hippie, utilitarian, humanist, tea addict. Fulfilling the geek dream by moving to Japan in the fall.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Read, write, draw (poorly), follow politics, bike, run... I also enjoy music, but have no talent. And I love me some superhero comics.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Student, University of Toronto (history/polisci/english). I also work part time for a small nonprofit.”

What's your dream job?

“God”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I have a stuffed chicken that inexplicably plays Butterfly from DDR.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Hardcore anime fans and gamers scare me. I'm looking for people who have interests that can't be played on tv.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They usually don't.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Rose of Versailles, Utena, Cowboy Bebop, Oniisama e..., Princess Tutu”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“All kinds, but particularly jazz, celtic/folk and acoustic rock.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I cosplay. Yeah.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“None in the foreseeable future.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Princess Maker, Harvest Moon, The Sims, Zoo Tycoon, Animal Crossing. I am the biggest girl ever! (I also love RTS, but I always lose because I hate building armies)”

Jaeger Assignment

carrie is currently piloting MOIST MAIDEN with Michi

MOIST MAIDEN's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Steampowered Wedgie
  • Million-Bodycheck Formation

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to embarrass Kaiju and supply helpful blowjobs to civilians. Cannot be damaged by ice-based caresses. Sometimes, homeless men have envied the pilots' sexual health. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will explode randomly, killing everybody inside, every so often. One thing is certain: these pilots are smoking hot and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to asskicking.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by wolves in the affluent foothills of an average American small town. Life threw a fucking curveball when parents were seduced by her little brother. It was at the age of 6 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Each suprisingly filthy lesson was a step toward the kind of shit that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Schooled by the school of life where she studied martial arts, where it soon became apparent that she was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a rousing triumph despite killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that would have made the toughest hombre you ever met shit his pants in three seconds flat.

Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she dedicated herself to curing AIDS and as usual, is really shitting the bed.

"The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "She'd be a lot better at saving the Earth if she took my dick out of her mouth once in a while. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.

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