Koshiba is currently piloting COWBOY LIBERTY with CloudyWolf
COWBOY LIBERTY's special combat abilities are known to include:
Lusty Stomp
Foot-Mounted Halberd Barrage
DOSSIER: Primary function is to supply overwhelming offense intended to insult the Kaiju by murdering their reproductive organs. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are fun-loving and nobody questions their dedication to ability to chug a six-pack.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a sexy robot. Father was an arms dealer. Not all that devastated by the cyborg conversion of her favorite hobo lover because it was her idea in the first place. At an early age, showed much promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with chapped nipples. It was at the age of 23 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Gradually, she learned the secrets of flatulence. Each surpising fuck-up was a step closer to the sensitive touching that her heart yearned for.
Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because of her burning passion to succeed. With a fighting style that combined the gassy outbursts of a drunken sailor with sensual passion, termed "Elegant Strapping Fieldhand Style", she soon gained the sensitive touchings of perverts all over the world.
After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up failure despite "accidentally" killing basically everybody. Due to her actions, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was full of ungrateful assholes.
When the dust settled after the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by pretty much the only other person that was still alive.
"The thing is," says a classmate, "She'd be a lot better at not completely getting the shit kicked out of her if she took my dick out of her mouth once in a while. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"
Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.
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