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Tenna

Buster Machine No. 1353
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About Tenna

Age: 34
Gender: F
Location: Lorton, VA

Joined: 15 years ago on 02/19/04
Last Visit: 9 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“HELLO (it told me to say that D:). I am the Heather of many yays. I like colored lights and I would like to live in Disney World. Besides that, uh, I'm not sure. Do you walk to school or carry your lunch?”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Write, webdesign, sleep (i love me some sleep), read, putz around on the internetz, play video games -- okay, that all sounds so unexciting, I apologize.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Fun office job. Taking a few classes. The usual. :|”

What's your dream job?

“A writer. Mmmm. Writing.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I own the Milli Vanilli cd. Now that's funny and sad at the same time. D: GIRL, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“People with a good sense of humor who aren't total tools -- there's enough of those out and about, sadly. ”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Weiß Kreuz, Battle Royale (movie, manga & book!) -- I will admit I am more a gamer and a tv person (Arrested Development & It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia = love). D:”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“All kinds~ :D Some examples include -- Orgy, Sneaker Pimps, Private, I AM X, She Wants Revenge, David Bowie, The Birthday Massacre, Akira Yamaoka, Temposhark, Home Video, Garbage, Kenna, Kate Bush, Saosin, Depeche Mode, Our Lady Peace, The Faint...”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Video gaming, cosplaying, j-rock, some other stuff, etc...”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Katsucon, Dragon*Con, Anime USA”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Silent Hill series, GTA, Persona/Shin Megami Tensei, Bioshock, Left 4 Dead (RELOADING!!1), Kingdom Hearts, SSX, Resident Evil 4, Final Fantasy, Portal, Monkey Island, Phantasmagoria/Shivers, old school Nintendo games, etc... ”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Tenei Ka”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Left 4 Dead. Does that count? I play it online so it counts now. :OOOO”

Jaeger Assignment

Tenna is currently piloting COURAGE EMPEROR with Ree_The_Tard

COURAGE EMPEROR's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Inappropriate Nipple Punch
  • Devastation Jump-Kick

DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support basically anybody who asks by improving their sexual capabilities. Classified whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Final Diddler, a plan to use a fucked-up, ancient fried chicken recipe to decisively end struggle against Kaiju. Cannot be damaged by sensitive caresses. We can safely say historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Unyielding Sword, during which most of Yankee Stadium was destroyed in an effort to relieve boredom. Everybody agrees: these pilots are drunken and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to asskicking.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by mongooses in the peaceful swamps of Mexico City. Deeply aroused by the death of family dog while masturbating. At an early age, showed much promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with getting thrown out of pet stores because of inappropriate touching. It was at the age of 23 that she discovered bathing. Spent the next several seconds masturbating in a secret robot repair shop. Each grueling day was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Schooled on the streets where she studied economics, where it soon became apparent that she was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up crowd-pleaser despite annoying the shit out of the old lady down the block. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju a code name of "Ass Chuckle" which meant nobody really took it seriously, despite the fact that it was actually pretty tough.

When the dust settled after the touching battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever.

Critics have described her sensual kissing style as "amateur ass-grabbing", while mostly everybody else has described it as "instant boner material" and "some of the coolest Jaeger piloting since Gen. George Patton invaded most of my hometown."

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.

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