|EQUIPPED: Pimp Hat named "Crimson Felt Hat"|
|Hello Kitty Vibrator|
|Wand Of Destruction|
|Bi Curi-O's Cereal named "I swear, I'm not really gay! Scouts honor!"|
Tim says: "Don't be gay."
|Map to Secret Pirate Hideout|
Tim says: "Hint: It's in my pants!"
|Silly Pictures of StuntCock|
|Coupon For Free *unf unf unf* named "Comes with a free piratey drink!"|
Tim says: "use it or lose it"
|Technique scroll: "Stealth Hump" named "Cloaking device enabled. You're free to engage."|
Tim says: "American sex-press. Don't leave home without it."
|Coupon For Free *unf unf unf* named "unf is swahili for rape"|
Tim says: "Triangle! Infinity! Magnum .31!"
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