Erilan Buster Machine No. 1362
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About Erilan Age: 33 Gender: M Location: Burlington, ON Joined: 10 years ago on 02/19/04 Last Visit: 3 years ago Type: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: Yes Privileges Expire: Never!
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Tell Us About Yourself...
Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Hi. I'm Eric from Canada. Nice to meet you.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“Go out with friends and do stuff.”
What's your dream job?
“Video Game Designer.”
Who Are You Looking For?
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Someone with a sense of humor who knows how to have fun.”
Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Mostly Rock and Electronica, but anything that sounds good!”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I'm into RPGs and Fighting games. I don't really watch anime these days.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Anything from Blizzard and Bioware. Also Final Fantasy games and many others!”
XBox Live! Gamertag
Erilan is currently piloting
SNEAKY CUTTER with AnimeLoneWolf
SNEAKY CUTTER's special combat abilities are known to include:
Cheetah's Whip Penis-Mounted Broadsword
DOSSIER: Job is is to attack Kaiju and supply helpful tax advice to basically anybody who asks. We can safely say that one of its most famous moments of the war occured during Operation Defiant Rumble when the pilots sacrificed nearly all of the Earth's kittens in order to save a fellow Jaeger pilot. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may perform like a real pussy just when the pilots are starting to have fun. Everybody agrees: these pilots are fun-loving and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to partying.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and comic books. Deeply aroused by the Kaiju murder of father because it was his idea in the first place. At an early age, showed much promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 5 that he discovered bathing. Reluctantly spent the next several seconds getting his ass kicked in a hidden homeless shelter. Each grueling fuck-up was a step away from the ultimate revenge that his parents expected from him.
Played first base for the Mets despite a total lack of bowel control because his mother forced him to. He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful triumph despite "accidentally" killing a bunch of nerds. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with an unexplained fondness for show tunes. Refusing to listen to everybody else for a change, he dedicated himself to totally wussing out whenever possible and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success. "Listen up, rookie, you can study the training videos all you want," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything he taught you and adapt to the life or death situation at hand. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. Trust me, this is one crazy asshole who has mastered that." Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.