Jun_Kazama

Age: 37
Gender: F
Location: Warwick, RI

Joined: 16 years ago on 02/19/04
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Jun_Kazama is currently piloting ROBO FIRESTORM with nomad

ROBO FIRESTORM's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Terrible Headbutt of Revenge
• Fist-Mounted Mallet

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply tricky counseling services to other Jaegers, even during the frenzy of sexual brawls. Impervious to bad advice. During the Battle Of Brazil, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to protect their friends while simultaneously displaying outstanding ability to chug a six-pack. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they smash the Kaiju without pulverizing each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by some serious assholes in the dangerous swamps of Dayton. Existence was transformed permanently when goldfish were fellated by creepy street artists. It was at the age of 6 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Spent the next several seconds masturbating in a secret warehouse. Each suprisingly filthy lesson was a step closer to the sensitive touching that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Mentored by the greatest Jaeger pilot of all time despite excessive body odor because she was the one foretold by the prophecy.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent failure despite "accidentally" killing a bunch of nerds. Classified intel indicates most of the town was saved and the rest was a goddamn mess.

Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she dedicated herself to partying like a true hero and is basically doing alright.

Critics have described her Jaeger tactics style as "amateur weaksauce", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "awesome" and "some of the most heroic Jaeger piloting since Bruce Lee invaded a bus-load of orphaned babies."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.