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About SamuriSmurfX

Age: 35
Gender: M
Location: Chicago, IL

Joined: 16 years ago on 02/19/04
Last Visit: 2 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm Maverick Marquee, and I own the universe.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Kill pirates.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Poker player, student, drifter, ninja, narcissist. ”

What's your dream job?

“I'll be making Anime / Video games. Looking to get a new team together to start up some DS applications. ”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I'll say this to sum it up. Mexican boarder, I'm speaking only Japanese, and having no I.D. That was fun.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Travellers, people wanting to develop games, anyone with a strong passion... wacky, crazy, nuts! I'm really up for meeting any and everyone but those people get +3 on the cool scale.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“There possible, and can work if you believe in each other. Is it ideal, no, but for some people it's all there is.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“I have 60+ Movies and series. That wont fit here.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“I'm part time DJ, my main taste right now are along the lones of Paul Oakenfield, Kosheen, Cold, Audioslave, Mike Shinoda's work. I'm bouncing between forms of trance (especially trip hop) and rock (especially nu-metal)”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Development of ...all of the above?”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I might skip otakon this year and go back to Japan, theres some cons there I could cause trouble at.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“FF8, MGS, Halo, Way of the Samurai, GG X2-Reload.”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Zero Shin”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Halo 3, and full tilt poker.”

Jaeger Assignment

SamuriSmurfX is currently piloting BURLY SERAPHIM with May the Lord Have Marcy

BURLY SERAPHIM's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Quadruple-Haymaker Technique
  • Destruction Bash Flood

DOSSIER: Job is is to embarrass Kaiju and supply ferocious massages to other Jaegers. During the Battle Of New York, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to show no signs of last night's anal pounding while simultaneously displaying outstanding general cleanliness. Sometimes, experienced Jaeger pilots have heaped praise upon the pilots' masturbation habits. One thing is certain: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to asskicking.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of unconditional love and acceptance... and and intellectual stimulation. Not really affected by the conversion to Islam of father because it was his idea in the first place. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with controlling his emotions. It was at the age of 23 that he swore revenge. Each suprisingly filthy day was a step closer to the bloody satisfaction that his heart yearned for.

Schooled in a secret Buddhist temple where he studied whatever the fuck he felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that he was probably destined to be homeless.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane success despite infuriating the old lady down the block. Thanks to his efforts, most of the town was saved and the rest was full of ungrateful assholes.

Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he dedicated himself to becoming even more of a badass and is basically doing alright.

Critics have described his partying style as "amateur weaksauce", while others have described it as "awesome" and "some of the coolest mayhem since Arnold Schwartzeneggar destroyed people left and right."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.

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