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Age: 34Gender: FLocation: Audubon, NJ
Joined: 9 years ago on 11/07/07Last Visit: 4 days agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 987 days from now
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“Ever join a website because someone says "These are the worst people ever?"...and then marry the guy who owns it?”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Healthcare Hellhole Whore”
What's your dream job?
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“I think you meant touch and by touch I would to do that to everyone.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“I am going to go with your Mom.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Breathing heavily with inhaler in hand... ready to tell you the ending before it happens. ”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Also your Dad. I don't play favorites. ”
fukkake is currently piloting OVULATING BLITZKRIEG with DinoRawr
OVULATING BLITZKRIEG's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is is to insult Kaiju and supply courageous tax advice to other Jaegers. Impervious to melancholy. Certainly historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Unstoppable Asshole, during which most of Atlanta was destroyed in an effort to blow off some steam. The only question facing these pilots, who are simmering with sexual tension, is this: can they take a huge shit on the Kaiju without fingerbanging each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by fairly normal parents in the dangerous foothills of an average American small town. Existence was transformed permanently when goldfish were killed by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 5 that she had a sex change. As time progressed, she learned the techniques of flatulence. Each joyful moment was a step away from becoming a true sexual being, and was all that most people would stay the fuck away from.Was accepted to Harvard despite being addicted to blowjobs because of having nothing better to do.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked crowd-pleaser despite infuriating nearly anybody that gave a shit. Thanks to her efforts, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was burned to the ground.In the aftermath of the grueling Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by the President of what remained of the world."The thing is," says her commander, "She'd be a lot worse at embracing my love if she stopped being an asshole. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.
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