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Eriol

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About Eriol

Age: 44
Gender: M
Location: Siret, Suceava

Joined: 16 years ago on 02/20/04
Last Visit: 14 years ago
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Reason over emotion is my mantra. My source of jokes is from 80s cartoons. I'm a moderate in many aspects of discussion.”

What do you do for fun?

“ I enjoy walking around. To stay in shape, I go to the gym, but I'm not a health nut.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I am a web programmer and site builder. To the unitiated, it is magic.”

What's your dream job?

“My dream job is no job at all. I would have won the lottery! (wishful thinking)”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I am only funny if you recognize bad puns and references from the 1980s!”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I'll generally get along with anybody who can think reasonably. I dislike interacting with people ruled by emotions.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I define long distance as greater than a 3-hour car ride between two people. Most of them seem to fail. Only couples who trust each other completely and are dedicated to each other will make this work, but face time is important also.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“NG Knight Lamune 40 series, Martian Successor Nadesico, The Record of Lodoss War OVA, The Slayers series, Card Captor Sakura”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Japanese game music”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“For gaming, I have a PS2, Gamecube, & DS. For anime, I watch a little of it. I listen to Japanese video game music albums.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Ys Book I and II, Chrono Trigger (SNES), Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, Meteos”

Jaeger Assignment

Eriol is currently piloting SECRET PUNCHER with whiteSanjuro

SECRET PUNCHER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Penis-Mounted Missiles
  • Nimble Punch Inferno

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply tricky counseling services to basically anybody who asks, even during the frenzy of night-time combat. Often, homeless men have envied the pilots' lovemaking abilities. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are fun-loving and nobody questions their dedication to ability to chug a six-pack.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with robots in the dangerous slums of Mexico City. Existence didn't really change much when parents were fellated by giant robots, which is kind of a recurring hime here. It was at the age of 5 that he dedicated himself to vengeance. Soon, he mastered the art of babysitting. Each withering moment was a step away from the triumph that his heart yearned for.

Played first base for the Mets despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because sometimes life is crazy like that.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a rousing failure despite falling in love with a bunch of nerds. According to survivors, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.

Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he dedicated himself to essentially being a huge pussy and has been making some pretty good progress.

"You, you can study the training videos all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there with a dick in your ass, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything you think you know and react to the crazy situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. Trust me, this is one pilot who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.

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