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Age: 34Gender: MLocation: Washington, DC
Joined: 12 years ago on 11/11/07Last Visit: 4 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 914 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Where is my mind?”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“Go to a lot of concerts, karaoke and hookah bars, and just drive...”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm an associate producer working in public radio.”
What's your dream job?
“Sci fi and fantasy novelist”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I used to have dreads, and one time while I was getting high (which is a requirement when you have dreads in college), I accidentally set one of them on fire. That, and the need for a job, was a major reason for getting rid of them.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Someone kind, caring, understanding, curious, driven, probably a little more talkative than I am, but who can draw it out of me.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“They require tremendous patience, trust, and self-sacrifice, but if you can keep the passion aflame over a series of tubes, it can be the best thing that ever happened to you.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Naruto, Bleach, Death Note, Gundam, Cowboy Bebop, Black Lagoon, BECK Mongolian Chop Squad, Samurai Champloo, Mushishi, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Indie folk (Andrew Bird, Fleet Foxes...), Indie rock (The National, Local Natives...), hip hop (Jean Grae, Talib Kweli, Deltron 3030...), J-rock (Asian Kung Fu Generation, Eastern Youth, the band apart...)”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Watching anime, reading fiction of all kinds, getting into new music, drawing, reading webcomics like Dresden Codak, Penny Arcade, Questionable Content (I have one of my own, you'll find the URL a little to the left...)”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Into games? List your favorites!
“Final Fantasy 7 and 10, Okami, God of War, Zelda: Twilight Princess, Halo 3, Megaman X3, Sonic and Knuckles, Lost Odyssey, Ninja Gaiden II (XBox360)”
Other Online Gaming Info
“Super Street Fighter IV. My PSN gamertag is FilthyLocker. I will take on all comers.”
X-Wing @Aliciousness is currently piloting RAMPAGE HERO with motherhoodlum
RAMPAGE HERO's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is is to disable Kaiju and supply ferocious blowjobs to friendly forces. During the Battle Of Texas, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to provide inspirational speeches while simultaneously displaying outstanding ability to chug a six-pack. In the past, commanding officers have wished that the pilots would improve their alcohol tolerance. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to cause incurable cancer unless both pilots have been circumcised by the same doctors. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are admirable and nobody questions their dedication to masturbation habits.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a sexy robot. Father was one hell of a guy -- had the kind of pecs you'd kill for. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 23 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Each surpising yeast infection was a step toward the ultimate revenge that most people would stay the fuck away from.Unlocked his inner unicorn at Oxford where he studied martial arts, where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane success despite annoying the shit out of his mother. Due to his actions, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.Following the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to the general's dogwalker by God himself."The thing is," says his best friend, "He'd be a lot better at not completely getting the shit kicked out of him if he started touching himself a little more. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.
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