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JTARI

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About JTARI

Age: 28
Gender: F
Location: Boston, MA

Joined: 10 years ago on 02/20/04
Last Visit: 20 months ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“My name is Jessica, and I just want to say since joinin' OB I was able to get my phone bill paid, I got sounds and 13's put on my Cavalier. And what's most importantly is that I ain't gotta fuck wit Ray Ray's broke ass no mo'.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“I'm going to bartending school. I like getting people crunk.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Taking a year off before I go to college. I plan to live a life of destitution as a English major in college with a possible double major/minor in Japanese. Awesome. I see many hand jobs and dumpsters in my future.”

What's your dream job?

“Sitting.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“The funniest thing I own is Grave Of The Fireflies.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Not looking right now thnx.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“no thnx.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Cromartie High School, Golden Boy, Trigun, FLCL, Captain Harlock, Macross, Yamato, Colorful, Initial D, Sakura Taisen, Naruto, Martian Successor Nadesico, Akira, Kare Kano, Galaxy Express 999, Ghost in the Shell, Voltron, Dogtato, Paranoia Agent”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“If you put "I LIKE EVERYTHING BUT COUNTRY AND RAP MUSIC" here you deserve a punch in the face.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Furious masturbation to tentacle rape involving projectile bodily fluids.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Katsucon, Anime Next, Anime Boston, Otakon”

Into games? List your favorites!

“River City Ransom, Vib Ribbon, DDR, Guitar Freaks, Initial D, KOF, Halo, Harvest Moon, Final Fantasy Tactics, DrumMania, Katamari Damacy, Earthbound, Para Para Paradise, Grandia, Fire Emblem, Burger Time, Lunar, Illusion of Gaia, Project Justice”

Jaeger Assignment

JTARI is currently piloting COURAGEOUS VALKYRIE with SEGA GENESIS

COURAGEOUS VALKYRIE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Madness Blast
  • Buttered Boomerang

DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support other Jaegers by fortifying their sexual power. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Stalwart Asskicking, a plan to use an unbelievable, ancient aggressive handjob technique to ensure psoraisis. One thing is certain: these pilots are admirable and live to punch some Kaiju feelings.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of grain alcohol and tough love. Greatly affected by the cyborg conversion of her favorite hobo lover while masturbating. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 19 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Decided to spend the next several hours fighting for survival in a secret temple. Each grueling day was a step toward being less of an asshole that her heart yearned for.

Played first base for the Mets despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because of her immense determination.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid success despite impregnating a bunch of innocent bystanders. According to survivors, most of the city was saved and the rest was a goddamn mess.

Refusing to listen to everybody else for a change, she re-dedicated herself to attempting to pilot her Jaeger sober and as usual, is really shitting the bed.

"Buddy, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything Mommy said and react to the new situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, basically everybody is going to die. Trust me, this is one soldier who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.

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