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Age: 32Gender: FLocation: Baldwin Park, CA
Joined: 10 years ago on 11/12/07Last Visit: 10 months agoType: Lifetime Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Greetings, I'm Mercades, ladies! I'm a cat on the internet! Garters, stockings, tattooed, pierced, dyed hair, painted nails, made up in make-up, everything your mother warned you about! Morbid fascinations, fetishes, & cheap thrills free of charge”
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What do you do for fun?
“Dancing, going to concerts, music (writing/composing/listening), drawing, cosplay, swimming, contortionism, corset training, take pictures (!), PhotoShop, watch indie films, Steam Punk adventures, making jewelry & going to see Repo! shadowcast shows”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm a new mom and got it going on! A burlesque dancer, I sells on e-bay. (oiprettykitty) I'm a certified phlebotomist medical assistant, costumer, jewlery maker, ex Torrid diva & was Blind Mag for San Diego's Repo! Genetic Opera Shadowcast”
What's your dream job?
“My dream is to become a novelist and write a poetry book with my art in it or open a second hand store! Maybe a mobile house-call type medical service, too!”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I got hit by a drunk guy on a bicycle while waiting to cross the street in broad daylight in East LA. It was pretty funny once the pain went away!”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Someone who is not afraid to be themselves, loves music, open-minded, an insomniac maybe a little crazy, likes trying new things, creative and straight-out. I love me some nerd guys and gals! One night stands need not apply.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I've done it before, and it's HARD!!!! It can be done but it's very difficult and only works if there's a LOT of communication!”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Higurashi, Dai Mahou Touge, Elfen Lied, Genshiken, Hellsing, Lupin, Invader Zim, Cowboy Bebop, Spirited Away, Akira, Gundum, Howl's Moving Castle, Excel Saga, InterStella 5000, Samuri Champloo, Death Note, XXXholic, FLCL, Venture Bros.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“awaywhatever sounds good and perks my ear, I'm really into indie, metal, gothic, rock, alternative, dance, rap/hip-hop/r&b, industrial, underground, trip-hop, oldies, classic rock, psychadelic, basically everything! Fave band is The Beatles”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I like watching animes, reading mangas, especially things that are suggested. My fave video games are RPGs/shooting/fighting games. And I cosplay/costume for steampuk, Yay!”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Frank and Son events, Anime LA, Labyrinth of Jereth, Dickens Fair, Comikaze, LosCon, PMX, anything steampunk! I'm also at any MSI concert!”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Limbo, Braid, Gears of War, Kingdom Hearts, Alice in Wonderland, Sims, Street Fighter, Resident Evil, Castlevania, Animal Crossing, DDR, Tetris, Guitar Hero, Rock Band, classic NES and Gameboy games, Neo Geo stuff, and Sega games, etc.”
(s)Aint Chimo is currently piloting SCAMPERING BEEFCAKE with Ronnie
SCAMPERING BEEFCAKE's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is is to supply tricky tax advice to friendly forces, even during the mayhem of sexual skirmishes. As we all know historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Erotic Freedom, during which most of Baltimore was destroyed in an effort to blow off some steam. One thing is certain: these pilots are terrifying and have an unequaled ability to kick some Kaiju feelings.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of encouragement and religion. Life was transformed permanently when nipples were killed by her little brother. It was at the age of 19 that she reached puberty. Soon, she mastered the secrets of martial arts. Each erotic beat-down was a step away from the ultimate revenge that most people would stay the fuck away from.Slept with a village of hobos despite a painful recurring prolapse because sometimes life is crazy like that. With a fighting style that combined the aroma of a bull with erotic brutality, termed "Elegant Tiger Style", she soon gained the praise of pretty much everybody.She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a rousing crowd-pleaser despite falling in love with her copilot. Classified intel indicates most of the town was saved and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.Refusing to listen to everybody else for a change, she dedicated herself to attempting to pilot her Jaeger sober and has no fucking idea what she's doing."The thing is," says her commander, "She'd be a lot worse at fucking up some fucking Kaiju if she hugged a puppy once in a while. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.
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