May the Lord Have Marcy is currently piloting BURLY SERAPHIM with SamuriSmurfX
BURLY SERAPHIM's special combat abilities are known to include:
Quadruple-Haymaker Technique
Destruction Bash Flood
DOSSIER: Job is is to embarrass Kaiju and supply ferocious massages to other Jaegers. During the Battle Of New York, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to show no signs of last night's anal pounding while simultaneously displaying outstanding general cleanliness. Sometimes, experienced Jaeger pilots have heaped praise upon the pilots' masturbation habits. One thing is certain: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to asskicking.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a good example of bio-engineering gone wrong. Father was a terrifying cyborg. At an early age, showed much promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with chapped nipple. It was at the age of 5 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Reluctantly spent the next several years masturbating in a filthy warehouse. Each erotic yeast infection was a step toward being less of an asshole that that her sense of honor demanded.
Played first base for the Mets despite a painful recurring prolapse because sometimes life is crazy like that.
She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked crowd-pleaser despite killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. Due to her actions, most of the town was saved and the rest was covered in blood.
In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to Chief Asskicker by pretty much the only other person that was still alive.
So-called experts have described her robot piloting style as "weak-ass ass-grabbing", while mostly everybody else has described it as "awesome" and "some of the most heroic mayhem since gonhorrea destroyed most of my hometown."
Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.
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