Ragresen is currently piloting GOLDEN FERRET with Neko Cathy
GOLDEN FERRET's special combat abilities are known to include:
Leopard's Sword
Drowsy Broadsword
DOSSIER: Role is to supply furious offense intended to disable the Kaiju by murdering their brains. Classified scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Secret Eruption, a plan to use a fucked-up, new atomic missile to ensure erectile dysfunction. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to explode randomly, killing everybody inside, if either pilot is Mexican, which is really racist if you think about it. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they kick the Kaiju without pulverizing each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by wolves in the idyllic foothills of Tanzania. Existence threw a fucking curveball when imaginary friends were eaten by creepy street artists. It was at the age of 6 that he discovered bathing. Each withering moment was a step away from becoming a true sexual being, and was all that his parents expected from him.
Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite a total lack of bowel control because sometimes life is crazy like that.
He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent crowd-pleaser despite killing his mother. Due to his actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was covered in blood.
When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to Chief Asskicker by a particularly gentlemanly hobo who wondered that all the ruckus was about.
"The thing is," says a classmate, "He'd be a lot better at fucking up some fucking Kaiju if he stopped being an asshole. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."
Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.
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