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About vanessa

Age: 42
Gender: F
Location: Chapel Hill, NC

Joined: 10 years ago on 11/28/07
Last Visit: 10 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“i grew up in memphis and i have spent time in st. louis and athens before ending up in NC. i have the world's cutest dog, a 15 pound pomeranian/pekingese/chihuahua pound puppy named Zoli. ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“most of my leisure time is spent knitting. i do a few other crafty things too. i also like to watch movies and go to dance parties and eat burritos.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“right now i work at a big state university doing really boring stuff. but soon i hope to be attending grad school for library science at same big state university.”

What's your dream job?

“ideally i would like to knit or make crafts for a living. but since that rarely happens, i will probably one day be a librarian of some sort.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“sometimes they are cool, sometimes they suck. just depends.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“the easiest answer is "indie rock" but that's so vague. my favorite bands by decade are 70s: joy division. 80s: the cure. 90s: hood. or you could just look at my profile, username: impossiblecalm”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“i have never really gotten into anime or manga. not that i dislike it or anything...”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?


Into games? List your favorites!

“i own a SNES, N64, gamecube, GBA, and DS lite. i love all the zelda and mario games forever and ever. ”

Jaeger Assignment

vanessa is currently piloting SURREAL PRINCESS with gamingdana

SURREAL PRINCESS's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Erotic Broadsword
  • Three-Way Chainsaw

DOSSIER: Job is to perform lightning-like offense designed to attack the Kaiju by fingerbanging their assholes. As we all know that one of its most celebrated moments of the war occured during Operation Flagrant Hogwarts when the pilots sacrificed two or three innocent bystanders in order to save several terabytes of pornography. Everybody agrees: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to partying.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with robots in the idyllic foothills of New York. Profoundly affected by the murder of family dog when all she wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 5 that she had a sex change. Each joyful yeast infection was a step closer to the kind of shit that that her sense of honor demanded.

Played first base for the Mets despite being addicted to blowjobs because people figured the world was ending anyway, so who cares?. With a fighting style that combined the spirit of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with senseless power, termed "Invincible Armadillo Style", she soon gained the attention of pretentious assholes everywhere.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful success despite "accidentally" killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.

Following the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to the general's dogwalker by her first grade teacher.

Haters have described her partying style as "amateur dick-slapping", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "seriously cool" and "some of the toughest stuff since Godzilla ravaged Barcelona."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.

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