vanessa

Age: 38
Gender: F
Location: Chapel Hill, NC

Joined: 7 years ago on 11/28/07
Last Visit: 6 years ago
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vanessa is currently piloting SURREAL PRINCESS with gamingdana

SURREAL PRINCESS's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Erotic Broadsword
• Three-Way Chainsaw

DOSSIER: Job is to perform lightning-like offense designed to attack the Kaiju by fingerbanging their assholes. As we all know that one of its most celebrated moments of the war occured during Operation Flagrant Hogwarts when the pilots sacrificed two or three innocent bystanders in order to save several terabytes of pornography. Everybody agrees: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to partying.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with robots in the idyllic foothills of New York. Profoundly affected by the murder of family dog when all she wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 5 that she had a sex change. Each joyful yeast infection was a step closer to the kind of shit that that her sense of honor demanded.

Played first base for the Mets despite being addicted to blowjobs because people figured the world was ending anyway, so who cares?. With a fighting style that combined the spirit of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with senseless power, termed "Invincible Armadillo Style", she soon gained the attention of pretentious assholes everywhere.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful success despite "accidentally" killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.

Following the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to the general's dogwalker by her first grade teacher.

Haters have described her partying style as "amateur dick-slapping", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "seriously cool" and "some of the toughest stuff since Godzilla ravaged Barcelona."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.