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Age: 35Gender: MLocation: Selden, NY
Joined: 12 years ago on 11/29/07Last Visit: 8 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“It doesn't even matter. I don't even cash checks here.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“You'd be amazed how much fun you can have with cardboard, good scissors, duct tape, and a plan.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I do paperwork for county police while normal people are sleeping. I also profit from various zany schemes.”
What's your dream job?
“I'm not sure, but I know I'd carry a longsword.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“When I was very small, I put a plush Pillsbury Doughboy in the toaster oven.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong jacket.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I don't think. I'm just a yes man.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Chobits, Dual! Parallel Trouble Adventure, Avatar (which I guess doesn't really count), Paranoia Agent, FLCL, Fullmetal Alchemist, and I've seen snippets of Lain, Bleach, and Death Note.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Maritime, Tally Hall, Incubus, The Killers, Frou Frou, Keane, The Beatles, Oasis, Cake, Alanis Morisette, Ben Folds, Regina Spektor”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I played a lot of D&D back in the day (which was a Friday, btw). I read webcomics, I use StumbleUpon A LOT, I love the English language but hate poetry, I love science but can't do the math, I love music, emotion, imagination, and run-on sentences.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Pretty much just I-con.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“M.U.G.E.N., Metroid Prime, River City Ransom, Halo, Final Fantasy VII and X, Dragon Warrior, Super Mario World, Mario 64, Link to the Past, Ocarina of Time, Portal, Soul Calibur 3”
Other Online Gaming Info
“I used to play Ulitima Online. Remember that? Good times.”
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