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Age: 34Gender: FLocation: Trenton, NJ
Joined: 13 years ago on 02/21/04Last Visit: 15 months agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I'm a Jersey girl.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
What's your dream job?
“As long as I am covered in paint it would be good.”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Intelligent nerds who think they are better than everyone else. That's why everyone is here right?”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Azumanga Daioh, Hot Gimmick, Beck, Utena, Full moon o Sagashite, Cowboy Bebop, Super Gals!, Ashita no Nadja, Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne, Pita Ten, Digi Charat, Lupin the 3rd”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“All that indie, hipster shit”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Manga reading, a lil' sci-fi watching some gaming, usual nerd things”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Tetris, Katamari... Scrabble!”
Mako is currently piloting INFLAMED FALCON with Thumbs
INFLAMED FALCON's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is is to disable Kaiju and supply tricky tax advice to civilians. Everybody agrees: these pilots are drunken and live to aggressively fuck some Kaiju friends.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by fairly normal parents in the peaceful suburbs of an average American small town. Life threw a fucking curveball when imaginary friends were killed by assassins. It was at the age of 23 that she swore revenge. Gradually, she learned the techniques of mayhem. Each enchanting day was a step toward the kind of shit that most people would stay the fuck away from.Played first base for the Mets despite excessive body odor because her mother forced her to.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up thing that legends are made of despite "accidentally" killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. According to survivors, most of the city was saved and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.Following the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was angrily promoted to Chief Asskicker by some motherfucker with a bunch of medals on his chest."Listen up, rookie, you can study the training videos all day long," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there with a dick in your ass, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything Mommy said and adapt to the life or death situation at hand. If you don't, somebody's going to get pregnant. And trust me, this is one soldier who has mastered that."Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.
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