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Age: 35Gender: MLocation: Irvine, CA
Joined: 12 years ago on 12/01/07Last Visit: 5 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“These are not the leggings you were looking for.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“I play [tabletop] games a fair bit. I run. Hike. Work out. Use... THE INTERNET. Oh, and I love love love to dance.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“If I'm not greatly mistaken, I'm several levels into the "graduate student" paragon path (4th) / prestige class (3.0/3.5).”
What's your dream job?
“See above. Well, aside from the payscale, but I hear that changes once you finish the doctorate. Which, I suppose, will”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I am the proud owner of numerous long awkward objects. The worst is probably my stick. Yah, it's just a stick, but it's a very nice stick for hiking and such, and it used to be a small tree before chopped it down and skinned it with my machete.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Where ARE my keys again? No, seriously, where are they?”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“I swear, I only watch socially! Really!”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“World music. Jazz. Classical. Stuff I can sing along with. ”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Hm. I suppose I have been known to watch anime. What inspired you to ask that question?”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“I make a habit out of going to Dragon*Con.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“D&D. Battletech. Anything confusing. The Germans always seem to pick good ones with the "game of the year" bit.”
Other Online Gaming Info
“League of Legends.”
FluffyGreenMan is currently piloting DEPRAVED DYNAMITE with anonsequitur
DEPRAVED DYNAMITE's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support other Jaeger pilots by multiplying their offensive power. Perhaps historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Magical Magical, during which most of Antarctica was destroyed in an effort to end this war. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they crush the Kaiju without speed-humping each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a sexy robot. Father was deeply in love with her. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole.. It was at the age of 23 that he discovered bathing. Decided to spend the next several hours fighting for survival in a seriously shady basement. Each surpising lesson was a step closer to the true mastery of self-control that that his sense of honor demanded.Truly blossomed in a den of thieves where he studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that he was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day. With a fighting style that combined the aroma of a scampering ferret with sizzling brutality, termed "Ferocious Elephant Style", he soon gained the attention of perverts all over the world.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane thing that legends are made of despite falling in love with Whoopi Goldberg. Due to his actions, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was covered in blood.Following the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to bat boy for the Mets by some motherfucker with a bunch of medals on his chest."Listen up, rookie, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there fighting, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything Mommy said and react to the new situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, somebody's going to get pregnant. Believe me, this is one soldier who totally gets that."Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.
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