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Age: 31Gender: FLocation: Tucson, AZ
Joined: 13 years ago on 02/22/04Last Visit: 2 months agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“my cat's name is ampersand etcetera. i'm an aerialist, a bellydance performer and i eat fire. i spin hoops and study poetry and i'm too tall.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“currently going to grad school in english lit working toward a PhD.”
What's your dream job?
“aerial circus performer, burlesque dancer, tribal bellydancer, and english professor. all at once.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“i play drinking games with personal bottles of rum.”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“i think no.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“lain, witch hunter robin, hare + guu, cowboy bebop, X 1999, FLCL, escaflowne, hellsing, trigun, excel saga, blah blah bliddy blah...”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“andrew bird, the dresden dolls, rasputina, yann tierson, tom waits, bauhaus, rob zombie, KMFDM, neubauten, the faint, bassnectar, smashing pumpkins, a perfect circle, devil doll, screaming females, moldy peaches, ... and more.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“once upon a time i watched too much anime. i also roleplay, videogame like an oldskool mutha, and love the Muppets.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“i live in arizona. i go to BC, what more do you expect.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“guitar heroin, kingdom hearts, all of final fantasy especially crystal chronicles, tekken, warioware, paper mario (ALL OF THEM), my original NES' (Mario, Bubble Bobble, Bionic Commando, etc etc).”
trampersand is currently piloting SCORPION PLATYPUS with The happy sausage artist
SCORPION PLATYPUS's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is is to annihilate Kaiju and supply perilous repair services to soldiers. Impervious to party drugs. As we all know that one of its most celebrated moments of the war occured during Operation Erotic Freedom when the pilots sacrificed several hundred condemned criminals in order to save a single flower. Sometimes, media pundits have been awestruck by the pilots' intensity. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may explode randomly, killing everybody inside, if the pilots don't really have their shit together. Everybody agrees: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to alcohol tolerance.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by some serious assholes in the peaceful swamps of Tanzania. Not all that devastated by the murder of grandmother at the age of three. At an early age, showed great aptitude for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with controlling her emotions. It was at the age of 6 that she swore revenge. Spent the next several hours battling for her life in a filthy temple. Each withering lesson was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that most people would stay the fuck away from.Unlocked her inner unicorn at Oxford where she studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of a seasoned expert with sensual sensuality, termed "Ferocious Tiger Style", she soon gained the admiration of instructors.She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent success despite impregnating basically everybody. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with unmatched power and ferocity.In the aftermath of the touching clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by pretty much the only other person that was still alive."The thing is," says a classmate, "She'd be a lot worse at fucking up some fucking Kaiju if she started touching herself a little more. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.
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