trampersand

Age: 28
Gender: F
Location: Tucson, AZ

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trampersand is currently piloting SCORPION PLATYPUS with The happy sausage artist

SCORPION PLATYPUS's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Steamy Choke-Hold
• Finishing Flamethrower

DOSSIER: Role is is to annihilate Kaiju and supply perilous repair services to soldiers. Impervious to party drugs. As we all know that one of its most celebrated moments of the war occured during Operation Erotic Freedom when the pilots sacrificed several hundred condemned criminals in order to save a single flower. Sometimes, media pundits have been awestruck by the pilots' intensity. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may explode randomly, killing everybody inside, if the pilots don't really have their shit together. Everybody agrees: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to alcohol tolerance.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by some serious assholes in the peaceful swamps of Tanzania. Not all that devastated by the murder of grandmother at the age of three. At an early age, showed great aptitude for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with controlling her emotions. It was at the age of 6 that she swore revenge. Spent the next several hours battling for her life in a filthy temple. Each withering lesson was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Unlocked her inner unicorn at Oxford where she studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of a seasoned expert with sensual sensuality, termed "Ferocious Tiger Style", she soon gained the admiration of instructors.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent success despite impregnating basically everybody. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with unmatched power and ferocity.

In the aftermath of the touching clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by pretty much the only other person that was still alive.

"The thing is," says a classmate, "She'd be a lot worse at fucking up some fucking Kaiju if she started touching herself a little more. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.