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About isami

Age: 34
Gender: F
Location: Sayreville, NJ

Joined: 16 years ago on 02/22/04
Last Visit: 11 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Ok. Me = mad crazy ninja fem-otaku who will take over the world with a stick of pocky and hot gluegun! ph34r me. X3”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“If I told you, i'd have to kill you. ”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Graphic Desing Major at the School of Visual Arts in New York City. Freelance design and art assistant. ”

What's your dream job?

“Own my own advertising company for small business and personal business (art, writing, ect), and to be an internet celebrity.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I own various coconut-scented things. Like candles, insense, air fresheners. I love coconuts. I want to BE a coconut in my next life. And take over the world. With my furry shell. And milk. It brings the otaku to the yard...... told you i'm odd”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Well, I'm more looking for more otaku friends than anything, so I suppose I look for the same qualities in friends and potential dates. trustworthy and fun. ”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I think it takes some dedication and patience, but it could work out of people try.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Fruits Basket, Slayers, Kare Kano, Inu Yasha, Chobits, Fushigi Yuugi, Ceres, Kenshin, Bleach, Rahxephon”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Cosplay, doing fanart, writing fanfics... playing games non-stop. Websites!! X3 HAR And being weird. I am SO strange.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?


Into games? List your favorites!

“FF series, DDR (omfg, wurd) Soul Calibur series, Gauntlet Legends, Starcraft, Diablo II, Kingdom Hearts, WoW, Guild Wars”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Diablo II, Guild Wars, Starcraft, WoW”

Jaeger Assignment

isami is currently piloting QUARTERBACK SUNSHINE with Mr.Wonderful

QUARTERBACK SUNSHINE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Arm-Mounted Bomb Thrust
  • Breast-Mounted Shield

DOSSIER: Role is is to attack Kaiju and supply helpful massages to basically anybody who asks. Certainly that one of its most famous moments of the war occured during Operation Erotic Asskicking when the pilots sacrificed a whole bunch of kittens in order to save its reputation. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to explode randomly, killing everybody inside, just when the pilots are starting to have fun. Everybody agrees: these pilots are heroic and live to kick some Kaiju limbs.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a travelling Gypsy. Father was prone to fits of melancholy. Greatly devastated by the painful goiter loss of family dog because it was her idea in the first place. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 5 that she discovered bathing. As time progressed, she mastered the secrets of martial arts. Each joyful yeast infection was a step away from the kind of shit that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Was accepted to Harvard despite a painful recurring prolapse because sometimes life is crazy like that. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a drunken sailor with depressingly inconsistent speed, termed "Elegant Tiger Style", she soon gained the admiration of instructors.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a splendid thing that legends are made of despite annoying the shit out of everybody in the Western Hemisphere. According to survivors, most of the town was saved and the rest was covered in sexual fluids.

Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she dedicated herself to totally wussing out whenever possible and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

Jealous people have described her sensual kissing style as "embarrassing bullshit", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "brutally effecient" and "some of the best stuff since Mike Tyson ravaged nipples everywhere."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.

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