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About XxLuluxX

Age: 34
Gender: M
Location: Monroe Township, NJ

Joined: 16 years ago on 02/22/04
Last Visit: 3 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hey, I'm Steve 24 now (sup 2 years of not updating) living in NJ and going to school in NYC, for fashion design. Now before you flip out and call me a queen, I'm using it to get into costume design. Really Im kinda cool, well at least i think i am.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“I go out with friends, stay home, whatever I'm in the mood for. Drink lots of Boxwine.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Back at my old craptacular job. I decorate cakes. Boowhore it sucks.”

What's your dream job?

“I'd love to be a costume designer, on an awesome show like Buffy, or just anything with costuming.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“People tell me I'm funny, I guess its true? The best thing I can think of is when me and my aunt got a little drunk and got into a fist fight, just for the hell of it. It was great explaining to the family what happened.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I'm really a big people person, i'm not shy, and don't bite! I'll ride your disco stick. I'm working on expanding my social skills haha.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I'm sure they could work, if both people were serious about it.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“A whole bunch of stuff, but my main favorites are Evangelion, Sailor Moon, Pani Poni Dash, Le Chevalier Deon....and the list goes on.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“The kind that doesn't suck.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Too many to list, if you wanna talk just IM me, it's just easier.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Eh haven't been to one in forever. I'd like to go to Katsu one last time.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Easy ones haha. Ummmm yeah the run of the mill stuff...Final Fantasy, yada yada...”

Other Online Gaming Info

“WoW: Andorhal-Anyanka, Bronwen”

Jaeger Assignment

XxLuluxX is currently piloting ERUPTION FACEPUNCHER with TornTsukasa

ERUPTION FACEPUNCHER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Elbow-Mounted Hammer Storm
  • Joyfulness Stomp of Devastation

DOSSIER: Job is is to upset Kaiju and supply perilous repair services to soldiers. Impervious to harsh criticism. During the Battle Of Topeka, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to perform handjobs while simultaneously displaying outstanding dedication to asskicking. Frequently, the pilots' parents have envied the pilots' ability to chug a six-pack. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may cause incurable cancer every so often. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they take a huge shit on the Kaiju without pulverizing each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by loving parents in the affluent suburbs of Transylvania. Life was transformed permanently when imaginary friends were eaten by ninjas. It was at the age of 6 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Decided to spend the next several years masturbating in a filthy gay bath house. Each grueling fuck-up was a step closer to the kind of shit that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Slept with a village of hobos despite excessive body odor because his mother forced him to.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid success despite killing everybody in the Western Hemisphere. According to survivors, most of the city was saved and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.

Deciding to get a clue, he dedicated himself to essentially being a huge pussy and as usual, is really shitting the bed.

"The thing is," says his best friend, "He'd be a lot worse at saving the Earth if he stopped being an asshole. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.

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