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Age: 37Gender: FLocation: Silver Spring, MD
Joined: 10 years ago on 12/17/07Last Visit: 6 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Hi there! Please fuck off! Thank you; come again! :)”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“I run for fun... and wine, chocolate, cupcakes, and all that fatty stuff that would ideally go straight to my ass if I wasn't crazy for long distances. I also like drinking boxed wine and kayaking... at the same time.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I do the graphic design thing and art direct photography. ”
What's your dream job?
“Miss Art Director 2013”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I don't do funny. I'm dark and moody, like a thunderstorm. Don't you judge me!”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Smarty pants... or people who can help me get ahead in my career. Did we go to college together? How about a networking cocktail?”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I mean, really? Seriously? I don't even.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Outgrew these... ”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Muse. Travis. Classic. Lebanese (weird, I know). Metallica. Paul van Dyke. Hernan Cattaneo. Tango. J-pop, J-rock, anything!!”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Just the Wii. Old age makes me lame, I know. :)”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Other Online Gaming Info
“I don't. ”
muse6 is currently piloting STABBER BEEFCAKE with D1efWolf
STABBER BEEFCAKE's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is is to supply much-needed repair services to soldiers, even during the mayhem of sexual battles. Top-secret scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Unstoppable Storm, a plan to use an unbelievable, new violent sexual onslaught to end psoraisis. During the Battle Of Texas, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to boost the morale of everybody around them while simultaneously displaying outstanding sexual health. The only question facing these pilots, who are simmering with sexual tension, is this: can they piss all over the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of encouragement and religion. Profoundly affected by the death of her hamster guys that really knew how to party, in her own way. At an early age, showed much promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 23 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Soon, she totally failed to unlock the techniques of baking. Each joyful beat-down was a step closer to the bloody satisfaction that her parents expected from her.Truly blossomed in a den of thieves where she studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that she was a true genius.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a delightful triumph despite annoying the shit out of her mother. Due to her actions, most of the town was saved and the rest was covered in sexual fluids.Deciding to get a clue, she dedicated herself to partying like a true hero and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected."The thing is," says a classmate, "She'd be a lot worse at embracing my love if she hugged a puppy once in a while. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.
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