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About Mac

Age: 28
Gender: F
Location: St Augustine, FL

Joined: 6 years ago on 12/18/07
Last Visit: 2 months ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Boner boner boner. Amen.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Cosmetologist, former zookeeper & animal trainer, reproduction guru lol, and I'm avid "thats what she said" joker.”

What's your dream job?

“Do what you love and fuck the rest.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Hard Gay! ”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Hayao Miyazaki, Nodame Cantabile, Girls Bravo”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I'm addicted to Asian Dramas. >_>”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Dragoncon, Bootycon”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Resident Evil Series, Star Wars”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“melimacmomo”

Jaeger Assignment

Mac is currently piloting BLOOMER HALLELUJAH with marinasaurus rex

BLOOMER HALLELUJAH's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Dragon's Mallet
  • Triple-Blast Penetation

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply courageous tax advice to other Jaeger pilots, even during the heartbreak of night-time skirmishes. May be vulnerable to alcohol. Perhaps historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Unstoppable Freedom, during which most of Brazil was destroyed in an effort to figure out what all of the buttons on the Jaeger's control panel actually did. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to explode randomly, killing everybody inside, if either pilot is Mexican, which is really racist if you think about it. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are admirable and live to aggressively fuck some Kaiju faces.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with wolves in the peaceful slums of New York. Life threw a fucking curveball when goldfish were kidnapped by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 6 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Decided to spend the next several hours training her guts out in a secret warehouse. Each surpising moment was a step away from the sensitive touching that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Found herself at Oxford where she studied hand-to-hand combat, where it soon became apparent that she was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent affair despite annoying the shit out of her best friend. Due to her actions, most of the city was saved and the rest was pretty happy about it.

When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided Kaiju battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to bat boy for the Mets by her first grade teacher.

"The thing is," says her commander, "She'd be a lot better at everything if she took my dick out of her mouth once in a while. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.

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