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These are BARON SPLENDID's latest 30 posts in our forums.

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BARON SPLENDID 2 hours ago
Arden FIERCE said:
Cause all I've done today is sleep, read, and work out.


Also because I picked up the Scott Pilgrim game on XBLA, and during the sleep portion of my day, I had a dream where small children encouraged me to get laid. Not with them or while any laying was happening, mind you.

This is a reply to the thread "Why your day is AWESOME!!" by Charmedseed, posted in Gen. Chat

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BARON SPLENDID 13 hours ago on 09/06/10
Dr. Girlfriend
- Lieutenant J.G.
- Engineering
- Zaldan

This is a reply to the thread "You are a crew member on a Starfleet vessel..." by Nakashima_Ricu, posted in Royal Forum

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BARON SPLENDID 13 hours ago on 09/06/10
No-reason Boner

This is a reply to the thread "My socks and shoes will be on the exam" by John Booty, posted in Royal Forum

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BARON SPLENDID 14 hours ago on 09/06/10
Weyerbacher Imperial Pumpkin Ale's in at my bar, and it qualifies as a free after-worker. Summer's over, bitch.

This is a reply to the thread "Epic Beer Snobbery" by Kapt Dai, posted in Fatty Talk

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BARON SPLENDID 14 hours ago on 09/06/10
Watching Yo Gabba Gabba music guest videos on Youtube.

This is a reply to the thread "Nerdy thing you will do today?" by mheart, posted in Gen. Chat

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BARON SPLENDID 17 hours ago on 09/06/10
I take some solace in the fact these Wheat Thins Sticks aren't completely godawful for you, there weren't many left in the box that I just killed, and now all the food left in my house is good for me.

Can't really justify going a couple beers deeper than anticipated thanks to the sweet, sweet seasoning of FREE, but ah well.

This is a reply to the thread "Instant Regret!: a thread for dieters" by pamelaNeko, posted in Fatty Talk

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BARON SPLENDID 4 days ago on 09/03/10
Dia said:
Were they in costume at the mall? Tell me they were in costume at the mall.


Paging Oshi to a thread soon to be about the PACmen.

This is a reply to the thread "Cos-players are hot" by darthjon, posted in Otaku Chat

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BARON SPLENDID 5 days ago on 09/02/10
Xantar said:


Khyber is still around. Was there the other night.


Well, I think they're clos-ING, then. I forget the details, I was mildly drunk.

This is a reply to the thread "Dear Philadelphia," by thetealappeal, posted in Pee Chat

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BARON SPLENDID 5 days ago on 09/02/10
Morocco

Not sorry I locked your thread. Youtube in the youtube thread. Just doing my job.

This is a reply to the thread "The "Who's Looking At You?" Thread" by Darth Gnosis, posted in Pee Chat

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BARON SPLENDID 5 days ago on 09/02/10
nomad said:
I only joined for the drama.


You came for the drama, and stayed for the stockings.

And came again.

This thread is long.

This is a reply to the thread "State Of The Booty, And Read It Well" by John Booty, posted in Gen. Chat

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BARON SPLENDID 5 days ago on 09/02/10
Oon papa napa nobaaaaaaaaaah

This is a reply to the thread "Wookin pa Nub" by johnn O))), posted in Royal Forum

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BARON SPLENDID 6 days ago on 09/01/10
Oh, you poor, misguided, narrow-minded soul.

I have one word for you.

Bell's.

This is a reply to the thread "Epic Beer Snobbery" by Kapt Dai, posted in Fatty Talk

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BARON SPLENDID 6 days ago on 09/01/10
Second beer led to Cheetoh cravings. Well, fuck.

At least I used a container instead of plowing through the bag.

This is a reply to the thread "Instant Regret!: a thread for dieters" by pamelaNeko, posted in Fatty Talk

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BARON SPLENDID 6 days ago on 09/01/10
Morocco said:


Weak.

It's still on.



No, it's not.

This is a reply to the thread "YouTube Dance Battle" by Morocco, posted in Gen. Chat

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BARON SPLENDID 6 days ago on 09/01/10
Yeah, I guess the shots are pretty impressive, it's just the video's meandering and lack of any real point or much creativity that bugs me. Have fun getting a job as a cameraman, video guy.

This is a reply to the thread "Cos-players are hot" by darthjon, posted in Otaku Chat

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BARON SPLENDID 6 days ago on 09/01/10
Fuk kake said:
No one is going to stop my love for pumpkin ale. Obtaining Weyerbacher is going to fuel it.


I'll be right over.
PS: We just got Dogfish Head 90 Minute on tap tonight, and it qualifies for free after work beer, and this batch is PHENOMENAL.

This is a reply to the thread "Epic Beer Snobbery" by Kapt Dai, posted in Fatty Talk

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BARON SPLENDID 6 days ago on 09/01/10
darthjon said:
I'm amazed he can do such amazing shots with such little equipment


Pan around clockwise.
Pan around counterclockwise.
Pan up from floor.

I don't know about you guys, but my mind's blown.

This is a reply to the thread "Cos-players are hot" by darthjon, posted in Otaku Chat

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BARON SPLENDID 7 days ago on 08/31/10
It's as if you've lost, collectively, a reasonably sized child. I don't think I've mentioned numbers myself here, but I've skimmed 5 lbs off since getting serious at the end of July, even with a fistful of eating transgressions in the first week or two, a minor one yesterday, and strength workouts probably mitigating some of the projected fat loss with muscle gain.

Chinese tends not to be too bad, save for a) the lunch special I used to get was about 60% pork fried rice and b) I can kill one in one sitting, regardless of what's with that fried rice, to the wonder and amazement of my peers. ...

This is a reply to the thread "Getting small! (OB not-quite-so-fat thread)" by Potato Ruby, posted in Gen. Chat

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BARON SPLENDID 7 days ago on 08/31/10
thetealappeal said:
I'm really proud of myself because I realized that none of it even sounded appealing and I wasn't going to eat it just to eat it. Before the summer I would have just driven through McDonald's without a second thought, so I'm super proud.


BEST FEELING. I stopped trying to count how many invites/urges for fast food I was turning down after realizing how crappy I'd feel afterward, physically and mentally. Still a little weak for Chinese and pizza, but the latter hasn't come up much, and the place we usually get the former from when I'm at work has a "Revolutio ...

This is a reply to the thread "Getting small! (OB not-quite-so-fat thread)" by Potato Ruby, posted in Gen. Chat

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BARON SPLENDID 7 days ago on 08/31/10
I don't know about you guys, but I think Live could use a little gentrification. You PSN types can take all the screaming brats who can't squeeze an extra $10 a year out of their allowance.

This is a reply to the thread "Xbox Live Gold prices hike" by Saluteyourshorts, posted in Otaku Chat

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BARON SPLENDID 7 days ago on 08/31/10
- Are y+ou sure that* your wif+e doesn.’t deserve a sex,ually ,activ'e husband so'metimes?

Ab%solutely&.
PS: - Poll on the greatest slut
- Ensure that no mistake or error is made !!! (from: GAURANTEE TRUST BANK PLC)
- A d|ck too big for girls (which I imagine makes it dudes-only, then)
- she will remove her loin-cloth
- Your package is set to grow

This is a reply to the thread "Spam subject lines" by Finn the Human, posted in Pee Chat

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BARON SPLENDID 7 days ago on 08/31/10
Dear Philadelphia,

HOW COULD YOU LET THE KHYBER DIE

HOW COULD YOU

Not like there are plenty of other great venues in town but HOW

XXXXXX - CME

This is a reply to the thread "Dear Philadelphia," by thetealappeal, posted in Pee Chat

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BARON SPLENDID 7 days ago on 08/31/10
Left some B&J Snickerdoodle Cookie out to thaw a bit so I could have a wee amount, then forgot about it until it was half melted. Refreezing it would've destroyed it, so I killed it, and reworked my dinner plans to make room for it.

Unfortunately, I a) forgot about my post-workout shake in my original calculations and b) ended up needing to taste many more things we needed to prep in the kitchen tonight than I anticipated, so I'm def over my targets today. Looks like it's time for an hour on the bike before bed.

This is a reply to the thread "Instant Regret!: a thread for dieters" by pamelaNeko, posted in Fatty Talk

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BARON SPLENDID 7 days ago on 08/31/10
This year's Southern Tier Pumking -sucks-. It's a damn shame, considering past years have been wonderful. Right now, Smuttynose Pumpkin is tops of the three I've tasted for this year, with Southampton's being pretty solid too. I've yet to investigate 2010's take on my personal fave, however; Weyerbacher Imperial Pumpkin Ale.
PS: I think we're due to get some Dogfish Head Punkin' in soon, now that I think about it. They're pretty consistent.

This is a reply to the thread "Epic Beer Snobbery" by Kapt Dai, posted in Fatty Talk

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BARON SPLENDID 8 days ago on 08/30/10
Violence_Jack-chan said:
This doesn't really change things for me because for some reason I thought they raised it to $60 years ago.

This is a reply to the thread "Xbox Live Gold prices hike" by Saluteyourshorts, posted in Otaku Chat

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BARON SPLENDID 8 days ago on 08/30/10
My dad's friend, Professor Oak, got me to cross Mt. Moon to check out what he called the "Helix" and "Dome" fossils, remnants of Pokémon that have been extinct for millions of years.

We walked around, snuck behind rocks to avoid unwanted trainer battles, and started heading back, when I noticed a strangely two-armed rock poking out of what must have been a pile of rubble near the wall.

Kneeling down, I see it has eyes, too. Geodude! Full of vigor and an attitude, it kept mentioning its own name.

Before I could duck behind the next stalagmite over, it made for ...

This is the opening post in his thread "Accidental Geodude?", posted in Royal Forum

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BARON SPLENDID 8 days ago on 08/30/10
Letterboxing's slightly different from geocaching, in that it's all about making your own stamp and marking the notebooks, like the one you found, rather than racing to find something someone's hidden, like I (probably mistakenly) think geocaching works. I meant to get into it a couple years back, before I ended up with two jobs and no time to wander parks and woodlands looking for the things.

This is a reply to the thread "Accidental geocache?" by Clifflork, posted in Gen. Chat

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BARON SPLENDID 8 days ago on 08/30/10
Definitely looked a little trimmer in the mirror this morning. Best reassurance is visual reassurance.

This is a reply to the thread "Getting small! (OB not-quite-so-fat thread)" by Potato Ruby, posted in Gen. Chat

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BARON SPLENDID 10 days ago on 08/28/10
If I want something sweet, I tend to grab a kiwi. 25 calories a pop.

This is a reply to the thread "Getting small! (OB not-quite-so-fat thread)" by Potato Ruby, posted in Gen. Chat

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BARON SPLENDID 11 days ago on 08/27/10
Christopher - Always shortened it to Chris as a kid, but I've taken to using the whole thing much of the time. I like it, save for when I'm working at either job, as there are a bajillion other Chrises at both. It doesn't help that one guy at the bar not only has my first name, but also my middle, and we have the same last initial. What.

Michael - Nothing fancy, but I kind of like how the meanings of my first and middle names are "Christ-bearer" and "Who is like God?" Mom & dad totally mis-called that future.

Erb - Besides the gamut of puns, and the one idiot at m ...

This is a reply to the thread "Do you like your names?" by Tulip O'Hare, posted in Gen. Chat


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