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Alexeil

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About Alexeil

Age: 34
Gender: F
Location: East Mc Keesport, PA

Joined: 10 years ago on 02/22/04
Last Visit: 5 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Greetings! I'm an avid fan of all things anime, manga, J-rock, and Asian culture. I'm shy and quiet at first, but open up once I know a person. I am very thoughtful and loyal.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Watch movies, dance, read, draw, hang out with friends. Think up complex imaginary stories in my head.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Full time college student, art education major”

What's your dream job?

“Be a writer or artist...and get paid well for it.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone with similiar interests. An open-minded and caring person. I think a friendship first is important, but I am looking for a romantic relationship eventually.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They're difficult, but if it's for the right guy then it'd be worth it.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Legend of Basara, Hellsing, Angel Santuary, Blade of the Immortal, X, Vampire Hunter D, Wolfs Rain”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I go to anime conventions, cosplay, I'm really into J-rock especially visual kei. Fav bands include Dir en grey, Miyavi, Gackt, Penicillin, and Pierrot.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Tekkoshocon, Anime Central, Otakon, Ohayocon”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Tales of Destiny, Soul Calibur, DDR, Virtua Fighter, Bujingai”

Jaeger Assignment

Alexeil is currently piloting QUARTERBACK ROCKET with Archangel

QUARTERBACK ROCKET's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Thousand-Blast Attack Festival
  • Womb-Mounted Soup Ladle

DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support friendly forces by fortifying their long-range detection power. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Stalwart Derelict, a plan to use a fucked-up, secret violent sexual onslaught to ensure psoraisis. Impervious to emotions. We can safely say historians will eventually celebrate the pilots for their role in Operation Heroic Unicorn, during which most of Atlanta was destroyed in an effort to capture a living Kaiju. Often, spiritual advisors have expressed concern over the pilots' general cleanliness. The only question facing these pilots, who are simmering with sexual tension, is this: can they fingerbang the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with fairly normal parents in the dangerous slums of Seattle. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with boner control. It was at the age of 5 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Each joyful beat-down was a step away from the ultimate revenge that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Unlocked her inner unicorn at Stanford where she studied astrophysics, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about her. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of a seasoned expert with depressingly inconsistent speed, termed "Ferocious Tiger Style", she soon gained the admiration of some homeless guy.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked affair despite infuriating a bunch of innocent bystanders. Due to her actions, most of the town was saved and the rest was pretty happy about it.

Deciding to rest on her laurels, she dedicated herself to attempting to pilot her Jaeger sober and has been making some pretty good progress.

"The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "She'd be a lot better at embracing my love if she took my dick out of her mouth once in a while. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.

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