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Kyuuketsuki Miyu

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About Kyuuketsuki Miyu

Age: 37
Gender: F
Location: Palm Desert, CA

Joined: 17 years ago on 02/22/04
Last Visit: 9 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hey there, little lady. Wanna pet my bear?”

What do you do for fun?

“stare listlessly into space.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“QA Engineer”

What's your dream job?

“something that's, you know, fun.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I burned some rice before. It was neither funny nor amusing, so my mom beat me later that night. ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“people that . . know . . how . . .to . . .talk.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“they're pretty awesome, especially with the cam cyber and all that.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“what the fuck is anime.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“my main goal right now is to collect as much dickgirl hentai as humanly possible. I'm up to 231 gigs right now.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“ugh, cons.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Princess Maker”

Steam Nickname


Jaeger Assignment

Kyuuketsuki Miyu is currently piloting FLAMING BULL with Dyselon

FLAMING BULL's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Damnation Pound
  • Hawk's Dildo

DOSSIER: Role is is to annihilate Kaiju and supply suicidally-insane tax advice to other Jaeger pilots. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Resilient Rumble, a plan to use a game-changing, ancient atomic missile to prolong this war for human survival. Certainly that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Magical Panty Raid when the pilots sacrificed a whole bunch of psychopaths in order to save this one guy who turned out to not even really be that important. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, just when the pilots are starting to have fun. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are fun-loving and have one purpose, which is to smash some Kaiju genitals.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of 'earthy' lesbian that has huge arms and is really into the Indigo Girls. Father was a terrifying cyborg. Existence didn't really change much when imaginary friends were kidnapped by giant robots, which is kind of a recurring here here. It was at the age of 6 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Decided to spend the next several hours fucking people up in a filthy warehouse. Each grueling day was a step away from being less of an asshole that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Found herself at Sweet Valley High where she studied her own genitals for hours on end, where it soon became apparent that she was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent triumph despite killing a bunch of nerds. Thanks to her efforts, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was incinerated.

In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to bat boy for the Mets by the President of what remained of the world.

Jealous people have described her Jaeger tactics style as "embarrassing bullshit", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "completely dope" and "some of the coolest Jaeger piloting since Godzilla destroyed my face."

Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.

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