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JeffersonEng

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About JeffersonEng

Age: 34
Gender: M
Location: Norristown, PA

Joined: 10 years ago on 02/23/04
Last Visit: 4 months ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Well, here I am. I generally hate filling these sorts of 'About Me' type of forms because I find them too limiting on what one can truly say. I mean, unless you can truly meet me in person, there's not much truth in a paragraph this small...”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“I like to socialise (both online and IRL)...hanging out with friends is merely one of many notable human qualities. I also watch and read other genres like science fiction, mystery and the like. I'm also an avid comic book collector.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I deal with the elderly and older adults in social service position for Montgomery County, PA. (Meh, it's a job, but I guess somebody has to deal with the frail and forgetful...besides, the coroner's office is just downstairs...)”

What's your dream job?

“High school math teacher (No, really, I had a deal with an old buddy of mine for when he becomes 'benevolent' world dictator, he install me as a math teacher for any high school I so desired...)”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I'm an easy-going kind of guy and very friendly and open to boot. I get along with most personality types so I don't really pre-judge. If anything, if you're the kind of girl that fits into my world, I wouldn't mind a little fling...*heh*”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I figure they can work if the will and desire between the two people is strong enough. Any bond that is still intact over such a distance gets a thumbs-up in my book.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Monster, Saikano, Kare Kano (His and Her Circumstances), RahXephon, FLCL // Manga: Saikano, FLCL, Ouran High School Host Club, Cromartie High School, D. Gray-man, Yakitate Japan”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Jazz, Progressive Rock, Art Rock, Classic Rock, Classical, Choral, Folk, Prog Fusion, Prog Metal, Symphonic Prog, Symphonic Metal, Swedish Death Metal, Klezmer, Big Band, Swing”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Yeah, I watch anime and read manga just like any other red-blooded otaku. I also have a slight fetish for the 'Kawaii' in the form of chibi-plushies. (If there was a soft, cuddly, and felt version of David Tennant as the Doctor, I'd have at it...)”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Balticon, Otakon, Philcon, NEARFest (Northeast Art Rock Festival), RoSFest (Rites of Spring Festival), AnimeNext (maybe), Katsucon (maybe)”

Jaeger Assignment

JeffersonEng is currently piloting BELLOWING PLATYPUS with Raina28

BELLOWING PLATYPUS's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Madness Bash
  • Billion-Pound Overload of Despair

DOSSIER: Role is is to destroy Kaiju and supply suicidally-insane repair services to basically anybody who asks. Cannot be damaged by sensitive enemy attacks. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they smash the Kaiju without fingerbanging each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by some serious assholes in the tranquil foothills of Pittsburgh. Existence was transformed permanently when goldfish were kidnapped by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 6 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Decided to spend the next several years battling for his life in a hidden robot repair shop. Each enchanting beat-down was a step away from the bloody satisfaction that that his sense of honor demanded.

Schooled in a secret Buddhist temple where he studied whatever the fuck he felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that he was a true genius. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a scampering ferret with depressingly inconsistent power, termed "Ferocious Tiger Style", he soon gained the attention of perverts all over the world.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent thing that legends are made of despite falling in love with his copilot. Thanks to his efforts, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was covered in sexual fluids.

Following the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to General by the President of what remained of the world.

"The thing is," says a classmate, "He'd be a lot better at saving the Earth if he hugged a puppy once in a while. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.

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