skyknyt

Age: 40
Gender: M
Location: Long Beach, CA

Joined: 17 years ago on 02/23/04
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skyknyt is currently piloting MAIDEN EXCELLENCE with Grail

MAIDEN EXCELLENCE's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Retribution Haymaker of Vengeance
• Spicy Fist Caress of Confusion

DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting civilians by augmenting their party power. During the Battle Of Philadelphia, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to party while simultaneously displaying outstanding intensity. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may cause incurable cancer if the pilots don't really have their shit together. One thing is certain: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to oral hygiene.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and gin. Profoundly affected by the death of his hamster guys that really knew how to party, in his own way. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 5 that he dedicated himself to vengeance. Spent the next several years getting his ass kicked in a hidden waterfall. Each erotic yeast infection was a step closer to the bloody satisfaction that that his sense of honor demanded.

Was accepted to Harvard despite excessive body odor because of his burning passion to succeed.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a rousing thing that legends are made of despite impregnating everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had killed some pretty tough bastards in the past.

Deciding to get a clue, he dedicated himself to embracing his inner sensuality and has no fucking idea what he's doing.

"The thing is," says a classmate, "He'd be a lot worse at everything if he opened up his hearts. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.