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About danmakudub

Age: 42
Gender: M
Location: Royal Oak, MI

Joined: 12 years ago on 12/30/07
Last Visit: 10 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Jaeger Assignment

danmakudub is currently piloting FLAMING ERECTION with xxxholic

FLAMING ERECTION's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Pulsating Kick
  • Lusty Blaster Assault of Revenge

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to confuse Kaiju and supply suicidally-insane tax advice to soldiers. May be vulnerable to bad advice. In the past, the pilots' parents have heaped praise upon the pilots' lovemaking abilities. The only question facing these pilots, who everybody is pretty sure are direct blood relatives, is this: can they take a huge shit on the Kaiju without slaughtering each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of lima beans and comic books. Somewhat affected by the death of father while masturbating. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with getting thrown out of pet stores because of inappropriate touching. It was at the age of 6 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. As time progressed, he learned the art of drinking. Each erotic yeast infection was a step away from the kind of shit that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Played first base for the Mets despite excessive body odor because sometimes life is crazy like that. With a fighting style that combined the aroma of a drunken sailor with sensual sensuality, termed "Elegant Monkey Style", he soon gained the praise of perverts all over the world.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked success despite annoying the shit out of the old lady down the block. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends.

Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he dedicated himself to drinking a lot and is basically doing alright.

"Listen up, rookie, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything he taught you and adapt to the new situation right in front of you. If you don't, basically everybody is going to die. Believe me, this is one pilot who totally gets that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.

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