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Age: 34Gender: MLocation: Detroit, MI
Joined: 11 years ago on 12/31/07Last Visit: 6 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Harro, My name is Dave”
What do you do for fun?
“Guitar, guitar, guitar.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Web Designer, Flash, Video, Art Director”
What's your dream job?
“doing it already.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I've ran naked into a crowd of girl scouts...”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“I would like to meet interesting people, that are reasonably intellegent.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“SND NUDEZ PLZ.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“anything pixel related I love.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Into games? List your favorites!
“Guitar hero, windjammers, Street fighter, many more.”
SlimerBear is currently piloting RACER GORILLA with Meeshi
RACER GORILLA's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is to supply intense offense designed to disable the Kaiju by murdering their faces. Perhaps historians will eventually celebrate the pilots for their role in Operation Stalwart Rimjob, during which most of Yankee Stadium was destroyed in an effort to relieve boredom. At times, homeless men have expressed concern over the pilots' combat effectivness. Everybody agrees: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of mom you wish you had. Father was a mild-mannered librarian. Not really aroused by the painful goiter loss of family dog when all he wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed no promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with getting thrown out of pet stores because of inappropriate touching. It was at the age of 19 that he reached puberty. Each erotic moment was a step closer to the bloody satisfaction that his heart yearned for.Slept with a village of hobos despite a total lack of bowel control because of his burning passion to succeed.During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane thing that legends are made of despite infuriating his copilot. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem.Deciding to get a clue, he dedicated himself to drinking a lot and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected."The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot worse at shit in general if he started touching himself a little more. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.
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