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Age: 37Gender: MLocation: Chicago, IL
Joined: 11 years ago on 01/03/08Last Visit: 23 months agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 1813 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“"Based on the novel 'Push' by Sapphire."”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an open relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“Movies (I'm a Star Wars geek), socializing, reading (I'm finally reading, and enjoying, all of the Harry Potter books). I enjoy reading about ghosts and the paranormal, in particular. I'm also a karaoke junkie. ”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I buy and sell collectible toys, primarily on the internets.”
What's your dream job?
“Voice actor, game show host, or infomercial pitch-man”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“Um, I guess I own a lot of funny stuff... I own an original costume from one of the monsters on "Power Rangers Turbo."”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“The Irresponsible Captain Tylor, Neon Genesis Evangelion, GTO, Lupin III, Miyazaki films, Cowboy Bebop, Golden Boy, BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo. Also, I enjoy anything that's so bad, it's entertaining.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Many different things - classic rock, funk, soul.... Wesley Willis, Tom Jones, Shakira, Marvin Gaye, The Doors, Weird Al Yankovic, The Who, Barry White, frank Sinatra, Clarence Carter.....”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I am a big toy geek. I primarily collect action figures, especially stuff fromt he 1980s (Thunderctas, G.I. Joe, Transformers, etc.), and Star Wars. I'm also into Anime, and enjoy going to Anime conventions, as well as toy and comic book cons. ”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Burgertime. I have patterned my life after the lessons I learned from that game. Also, many old-school games- Mega Man, Bomberman, etc. NES, SNES, Turbografix 16... I also really enjoy Scrabble. Seriously.”
Other Online Gaming Info
“None. But one day, there will be a Burgertime MMORPG, and it will revolutionize the face of the planet.”
The Mad Bubbler is currently piloting DEPRAVED STALKER with Marisolita
DEPRAVED STALKER's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to insult Kaiju and supply helpful tax advice to basically anybody who asks. One thing is certain: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by loving parents in the idyllic slums of Pittsburgh. Life was transformed permanently when parents were killed by assassins. It was at the age of 5 that he dedicated himself to vengeance. Reluctantly spent the next several years masturbating in a seriously shady temple. Each suprisingly filthy lesson was a step away from the sensitive touching that his heart yearned for.Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite a painful recurring prolapse because he was the one foretold by the prophecy.During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid thing that legends are made of despite annoying the shit out of a bunch of innocent bystanders. Classified intel indicates most of the town was saved and the rest was full of ungrateful assholes.In the aftermath of the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to Chief Asskicker by God himself."People need to understand, you can read the textbooks all you want," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there with a dick in your ass, and somebody offers you a beer you better forget everything he taught you and adapt to the crazy situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. And trust me, this is one soldier who totally gets that."Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.
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