Erisaka

Age: 33
Gender: F
Location: Lancaster, PA

Joined: 12 years ago on 01/04/08
Last Visit: 19 months ago
Type: Gold Member
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Erisaka is currently piloting ALLURING PRINCESS with mackzalot0171

ALLURING PRINCESS's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Dragon's Black Hole Generator
• Diligent Kick of Enlightenment

DOSSIER: Job is to perform overwhelming offense intended to confuse the Kaiju by slaughtering their heads. May be vulnerable to harsh criticism. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, pretty much any time you even look at it. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are erotic and have an unequaled ability to crush some Kaiju faces.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a migrant worker. Father was the kind of guy who didn't merely shit the bed - he rolled around in it as well.. At an early age, showed much promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole.. It was at the age of 5 that she discovered bathing. Each sexual day was a step away from the kind of shit that her parents expected from her.

Found herself at the school of hard knocks where she studied hand-to-hand combat, where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up crowd-pleaser despite impregnating her mother. Thanks to her efforts, most of the town was saved and the rest was full of ungrateful assholes.

When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was angrily promoted to General by some motherfucker with a bunch of medals on his chest.

"Buddy, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there with the fate of the world in your hands, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything you learned and react to the fucked-up situation at hand. If you don't, the Earth is fucked. Believe me, this is one pilot who will never have any clue about that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.