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Age: 35Gender: MLocation: Tempe, AZ
Joined: 15 years ago on 02/23/04Last Visit: 11 years agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I am Dusty. I, uh, play games.”
What do you do for fun?
“I like to play video games and think about how I should probably be exercising.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm in college still. Leaning towards a degree in International Relations.”
What's your dream job?
“I have no idea”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“My favorite communist is Zhou Enlai”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Fun people? I'm here for the friends thing, really. And I could use some people to play D&D with.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I think it really depends on the people and what they expect their relationship to be.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Um, Kokoro Library, Puchi Puri Yuushi, Kanon, uh.... the Hakkenden... Wild ARMs...”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I'll watch almost any anime, although I like either cute or sorta enigmatic stuff. And anything with airships. I'm a small-time gashapon collector.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“I generally go to a few of the cons my sister goes to.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Neverwinter, FFX (and FFX2!), Wild ARMs, Suikoden, RPGs and stuff like that. RPGs are not the only good games, of course, but they come to mind first.”
Hermano is currently piloting FREEDOM CHEETAH with trabus
FREEDOM CHEETAH's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is is to confuse Kaiju and supply helpful repair services to other Jaegers. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Frisky Rimjob, a plan to use an experimental, new boner pill to end erectile dysfunction. May be vulnerable to alcohol. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they fingerbang the Kaiju without fingerbanging each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with robots in the tranquil slums of an average American small town. Existence threw a fucking curveball when imaginary friends were kidnapped by ninjas. It was at the age of 23 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Spent the next several hours sleeping in a hidden dojo. Each surpising beat-down was a step away from the bloody satisfaction that most people would stay the fuck away from.Played first base for the Mets despite being completely blind because of having nothing better to do.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent success despite annoying the shit out of nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends.Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he dedicated himself to shaving his pubes and has no fucking idea what he's doing.Haters have described his combat aptitude style as "embarrassing dick-slapping", while mostly everybody else has described it as "the kind of thing you jack off to" and "some of the toughest mayhem since Arnold Schwartzeneggar ravaged your mom."Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.
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