deonchan is currently piloting DEPRAVED AMAZON with Pandah
DEPRAVED AMAZON's special combat abilities are known to include:
Cobra's Caress
Somber Kick of Vengeance
DOSSIER: Likes to help basically anybody who asks by fortifying their offensive power. Certainly that one of its most famous moments of the war occured during Operation Stalwart Magical when the pilots sacrificed two or three innocent bystanders in order to save some dude's record collection. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they aggressively fuck the Kaiju without fingerbanging each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of popcorn and intellectual stimulation. At an early age, showed much promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 6 that he dedicated himself to vengeance. Spent the next several years getting his ass kicked in a hidden temple. Each enchanting yeast infection was a step away from the bloody satisfaction that his parents expected from him.
Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite being addicted to blowjobs because sometimes life is crazy like that.
He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a rousing success despite "accidentally" killing a bunch of nerds. According to survivors, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.
Refusing to learn a lesson, he re-dedicated himself to partying like a true hero and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.
"The thing is," says a classmate, "He'd be a lot better at piloting giant robots if he took my dick out of his mouth once in a while. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"
Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.
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