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Celesleia

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About Celesleia

Age: 37
Gender: F
Location: Los Angeles, CA

Joined: 13 years ago on 02/23/04
Last Visit: 6 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Nyah!”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Draw - Read - Write - Talk on the phone”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“ I work on a train- Srsly. College when I remember to go.”

What's your dream job?

“One that pays for watching tv.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I trip alot.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“--None actually.--- I just need more people to talk to on the phone! ”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They work. I've been in one great one.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Record of Lodoss War - Inuyasha owns my soul - Fushigi Yuugi - Magic Knights Rayearth - Pokemon - Card Captor Sakura”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Soundtracks- Movie/Game/Anime”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Watching Anime - Playing DDR -”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“ Blizzcon 08”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Final Fantasy 6, Final Fantasy 5,4, Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross, LoZ link to the past , and all the old Sonic games”

Other Online Gaming Info

“World Of Warcraft”

Jaeger Assignment

Celesleia is currently piloting DAINTY DEFIANCE with Matt Fucking Miller

DAINTY DEFIANCE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Quadruple-Uppercut Orgy
  • Venomous Cutlass

DOSSIER: Job is is to supply ferocious counseling services to other Jaegers, even during the heartbreak of covert lovemaking. May be vulnerable to alcohol. Perhaps that one of its most famous moments of the war occured during Operation Unyielding Nightmare when the pilots sacrificed countless kittens in order to save this one guy who turned out to not even really be that important. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to really bum you out every so often. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to alcohol tolerance.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by some serious assholes in the peaceful swamps of Seattle. Deeply affected by the conversion to Islam of her hamster guys that really knew how to party, in her own way. At an early age, showed great aptitude for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with getting thrown out of pet stores because of inappropriate touching. It was at the age of 19 that she reached puberty. Each joyful fuck-up was a step closer to being less of an asshole that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Played first base for the Mets despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because sometimes life is crazy like that. With a fighting style that combined the gassy outbursts of a scampering ferret with senseless speed, termed "Elegant Armadillo Style", she soon gained the sensitive touchings of commanders.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked triumph despite impregnating her best friend. According to survivors, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.

In the aftermath of the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to potato peeler, first class by the President of what remained of the world.

Jealous people have described her combat aptitude style as "amateur weaksauce", while others have described it as "devastatingly effective" and "some of the toughest Jaeger piloting since Gen. George Patton ravaged my ass."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.

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