Celesleia

Age: 41
Gender: F
Location: Los Angeles, CA

Joined: 17 years ago on 02/23/04
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Celesleia is currently piloting DAINTY DEFIANCE with SuperDude

DAINTY DEFIANCE's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Quadruple-Uppercut Orgy
• Venomous Cutlass

DOSSIER: Job is is to supply ferocious counseling services to other Jaegers, even during the heartbreak of covert lovemaking. May be vulnerable to alcohol. Perhaps that one of its most famous moments of the war occured during Operation Unyielding Nightmare when the pilots sacrificed countless kittens in order to save this one guy who turned out to not even really be that important. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to really bum you out every so often. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to alcohol tolerance.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by some serious assholes in the peaceful swamps of Seattle. Deeply affected by the conversion to Islam of her hamster guys that really knew how to party, in her own way. At an early age, showed great aptitude for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with getting thrown out of pet stores because of inappropriate touching. It was at the age of 19 that she reached puberty. Each joyful fuck-up was a step closer to being less of an asshole that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Played first base for the Mets despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because sometimes life is crazy like that. With a fighting style that combined the gassy outbursts of a scampering ferret with senseless speed, termed "Elegant Armadillo Style", she soon gained the sensitive touchings of commanders.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked triumph despite impregnating her best friend. According to survivors, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.

In the aftermath of the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to potato peeler, first class by the President of what remained of the world.

Jealous people have described her combat aptitude style as "amateur weaksauce", while others have described it as "devastatingly effective" and "some of the toughest Jaeger piloting since Gen. George Patton ravaged my ass."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.