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Age: 32Gender: MLocation: Etobicoke, ON
Joined: 11 years ago on 01/08/08Last Visit: 3 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I'm a regular guy I guess, a little on the quiet side at first but I get talkative quickly, I love anime, music, writing, drawing, gaming, hell I'm into a little bit of everthing...and I'm not gonna lie I'm a bigger guy, not fat, just bigger”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“Write, play music, doodle, just whatever I can do to keep me interested, I like to keep doing things”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Studying to be a counselor, any part time jobs I can handle heheh, freelance musician, assassin, teddybear/pillow”
What's your dream job?
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“There is footage of me beating up Santa Clause on a street corner I've also had to do concerts in a dress”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Just someone who's good to talk to and listen to, cuddly people are nice too;)”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“50/50 if they work they work, if they don't..try to keep friendly”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Evangelion FMA Gurren Lagen (soooooo random it's awesome) iunno I just go with what I see”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Watching anime, reading manga, trying to draw it lol, build models heheh, console games, I don't mmo so yeah*shrugs*”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Anime North and if I'm lucky Anime Expo”
Into games? List your favorites!
“FF series obviously Assassin's Creed Mario Zelda series Legacy of Kain Series”
Zeriath is currently piloting WILDEBEEST RACER with Silly_Kitsune
WILDEBEEST RACER's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to pulverize Kaiju and supply helpful counseling services to other Jaegers. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Unstoppable Magical, a plan to use a game-changing, ancient nuclear weapon to decisively end erectile dysfunction. Cannot be damaged by ice-based caresses. One thing is certain: these pilots are heroic and like nothing better than to smash some Kaiju heads.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of organic vegetables and beatings. Somewhat affected by the death of his hamster guys that really knew how to party, in his own way. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with controlling his emotions. It was at the age of 5 that he swore revenge. Gradually, he totally failed to unlock the secrets of mayhem. Each suprisingly filthy lesson was a step away from the kind of shit that most people would stay the fuck away from.Schooled in some homeless guy's alleyway where he studied hand-to-hand combat, where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent. With a fighting style that combined the gassy outbursts of a seasoned expert with never-before-seen speed, termed "Invincible Falcon Style", he soon gained the sensitive touchings of pretty much everybody.During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a rousing crowd-pleaser despite annoying the shit out of a bunch of nerds. Classified intel indicates most of the city was saved and the rest was burned to the ground.Deciding to listen to everybody else for a change, he re-dedicated himself to becoming a sassy black woman and has no fucking idea what he's doing."The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot worse at embracing my love if he opened up his hearts. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.
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