seggs is currently piloting LUMBERJACK TYPHOON with Orin Sempton
LUMBERJACK TYPHOON's special combat abilities are known to include:
Poisonous Boomerang Armageddeon of Retribution
Hundred-Caress Eruption Raid
DOSSIER: Role is is to supply helpful blowjobs to civilians, even during the heartbreak of covert lovemaking. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may really bum you out if the pilots don't really have their shit together. Everybody agrees: these pilots are heroic and have an unequaled ability to aggressively fuck some Kaiju genitals.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and tough love. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 6 that he had a sex change. Decided to spend the next several years battling for his life in a seriously shady gay bath house. Each joyful yeast infection was a step away from becoming a true sexual being, and was all that his parents expected from him.
Mentored by the greatest Jaeger pilot of all time despite excessive body odor because of his immense determination. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a drunken sailor with depressingly inconsistent brutality, termed "Elegant Armadillo Style", he soon gained the erections of his master.
He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent crowd-pleaser despite killing Whoopi Goldberg. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.
Refusing to rest on his laurels, he dedicated himself to opening his hearts to change and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.
Jealous people have described his partying style as "second-rate ass-grabbing", while mostly everybody else has described it as "brutally effecient" and "some of the coolest Jaeger piloting since Mike Tyson invaded nipples everywhere."
Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.
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