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About seggs

Age: 32
Gender: M
Location: Eden Prairie, MN

Joined: 6 years ago on 01/09/08
Last Visit: 4 days ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“"Just then, a wonderful thing happened, why not!"”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an open relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Flash games. cause theyre free. when hanging out with friends, board games like catan or dominion or munchkin.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“im a college student working towards a degree in accounting. im involved with my college's theater program as an extracurricular”

What's your dream job?

“id like to be a comercial pilot. i like flying.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“for christmas 09, i made a passing comment that i need more underwear. so thats what i got, novelty boxers from the family. ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“someone with similar musical, and activity interests would seem to be a logical pairing between friends... would it not?”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“they work only if both sides are dedicated to the relationship. also, the absence needs a definate ending in the near future. an indefinate seperation WILL terminate a relationship”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“azumanga daioh, bleach, cowboy bebop, escaflowne, excel saga, full metal alchemist, gunslinger girl, love hina, mega tokyo, mushi shi, ranma 1/2, samurai 7, samurai camploo, slayers”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“metal! the heavier the better! i was, however, raised on oldies and classic rock. i also have a few guilty pleasures. the love hina opening theme for example. favorite band as of 091230: Job for a Cowboy”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“watching anime, reading manga.. id like to get into cosplay eventually, ive always like acting. ”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“i intend to make an appearance at convergence. and BC.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“not currently playing any of MMOs. hi/sci fi rpgs and dungeon crawlers are my weapons of choice though =)”

Steam Nickname

“jutains”

Other Online Gaming Info

“League of Legends - Seggs ; bnet id: Seggs#1644”

Jaeger Assignment

seggs is currently piloting LUMBERJACK TYPHOON with Orin Sempton

LUMBERJACK TYPHOON's special combat abilities are known to include:

Poisonous Boomerang Armageddeon of Retribution
Hundred-Caress Eruption Raid

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply helpful blowjobs to civilians, even during the heartbreak of covert lovemaking. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may really bum you out if the pilots don't really have their shit together. Everybody agrees: these pilots are heroic and have an unequaled ability to aggressively fuck some Kaiju genitals.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and tough love. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 6 that he had a sex change. Decided to spend the next several years battling for his life in a seriously shady gay bath house. Each joyful yeast infection was a step away from becoming a true sexual being, and was all that his parents expected from him.

Mentored by the greatest Jaeger pilot of all time despite excessive body odor because of his immense determination. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a drunken sailor with depressingly inconsistent brutality, termed "Elegant Armadillo Style", he soon gained the erections of his master.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent crowd-pleaser despite killing Whoopi Goldberg. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.

Refusing to rest on his laurels, he dedicated himself to opening his hearts to change and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.

Jealous people have described his partying style as "second-rate ass-grabbing", while mostly everybody else has described it as "brutally effecient" and "some of the coolest Jaeger piloting since Mike Tyson invaded nipples everywhere."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.

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