bannsidhe

Age: 44
Gender: M
Location: Birdsboro, PA

Joined: 16 years ago on 02/24/04
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bannsidhe is currently piloting TWITTERPATED BASTARD with jennyfur

TWITTERPATED BASTARD's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Penis-Mounted Halberd
• Double-Nippletwister Assault

DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting civilians by multiplying their sexual power. Sometimes, media pundits have wished that the pilots would improve their dedication to partying. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are smoking hot and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a drunken brawler. Father was the kind of guy who didn't merely shit the bed - he rolled around in it as well.. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 19 that he discovered bathing. Each joyful beat-down was a step closer to the kind of shit that that his sense of honor demanded.

Educated at Stanford where he studied the best ways to get laid, where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a delightful triumph despite falling in love with his best friend. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.

Deciding to listen to everybody else for a change, he dedicated himself to embracing his inner sensuality and has been making some pretty good progress.

Haters have described his Jaeger tactics style as "second-rate dick-slapping", while others have described it as "basically his new religion" and "some of the most heroic Jaeger piloting since Godzilla sexually dominated all of my friends."

Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.