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About EBwiz

Age: 35
Gender: M
Location: Bridgeton, NJ

Joined: 16 years ago on 02/24/04
Last Visit: 15 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
Privileges Expire: Never!

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“'Ello anime fans and other assorted geeks/pop culture whores. I'm your stereotypical poor college student/gamer except for the whole smell thing. There's really not much to say, but you're guarenteed to get a better idea if you contact me.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Listening to music of all genres, movies, martial arts, weapons fighting (Kendo, Bo staff, knives, etc.), reading up on Philosophy, Medieval culture, theology, etc.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Currently unemployed and attending college”

What's your dream job?

“Video Game Design, essentially Storyline and engine design”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“N/A now.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Depends on the circumstances.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Kimagure Orange Road, Kare Kano, Cowboy Bebop, Chobits, Love Hina, Lupin, .hack//SIGN, Wolf's Rain, Evangelion, Rurouni Kenshin, Azumanga Daioh, Excel Saga and more”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Watching anime (Of course), Serious gamer, Anime music video editing, reading manga...”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Otakon 200*5*”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Resident Evil, Chrono Trigger, Metal Gear, Castlevania, Final Fantasy, Lunar, Earthbound, Almost any classic game, Street Fighter and King of Fighters series, Silent Hill”

Jaeger Assignment

EBwiz is currently piloting THROBBING ERUPTION with Brittie

THROBBING ERUPTION's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Fertility Foot Blast
  • Billion-Pound Seizure

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply suicidally-insane tax advice to friendly forces, even during the confusion of full-force battles. Perhaps that one of its most celebrated moments of the war occured during Operation Unyielding Magical when the pilots sacrificed two or three children in order to save this one guy who turned out to not even really be that important. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to lovemaking abilities.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a loving parent. Father was one hell of a guy -- had the kind of pecs you'd kill for. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 5 that he stopped being a huge pussy. As time progressed, he totally failed to unlock the art of drinking. Each joyful day was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that that his sense of honor demanded.

Found himself on the streets where he studied astrophysics, where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of a scampering ferret with unbeatable passion, termed "Elegant Monkey Style", he soon gained the sensitive touchings of instructors.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up triumph despite infuriating everybody in the Western Hemisphere. According to survivors, most of the town was saved and the rest was a goddamn mess.

Deciding to get a clue, he re-dedicated himself to shaving his pubes and as usual, is really shitting the bed.

Critics have described his combat aptitude style as "amateur dick-slapping", while others have described it as "devastatingly effective" and "some of the toughest Jaeger piloting since my dad sexually dominated your mom."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.

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