Lo-Rez

Age: 36
Gender: F
Location: Spring Hill, FL

Joined: 17 years ago on 02/24/04
Last Visit: 7 years ago
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Lo-Rez is currently piloting ELONGATED DANGER with malikyiaue

ELONGATED DANGER's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Flaming Sword Raid of Vengeance
• Barracuda's Black Hole Generator

DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting soldiers by fortifying their sensual power. Perhaps historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Erotic Asskicking, during which most of Yankee Stadium was destroyed in an effort to blow off some steam. In the past, experienced Jaeger pilots have complimented the pilots' ability to chug a six-pack. Everybody agrees: these pilots are smoking hot and live to destroy some Kaiju children.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by some serious assholes in the tranquil suburbs of Seattle. Life didn't really change much when goldfish were killed by her little brother. It was at the age of 5 that she discovered bathing. Each suprisingly filthy day was a step closer to being less of an asshole that that her sense of honor demanded.

Slept with a village of hobos despite a painful recurring prolapse because of her immense determination. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a seasoned expert with senseless brutality, termed "Ferocious Armadillo Style", she soon gained the sensitive touchings of top-notch motherfuckers from around the world.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent success despite impregnating her copilot. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with unmatched power and ferocity.

Deciding to rest on her laurels, she re-dedicated herself to becoming a sassy black woman and as usual, is really shitting the bed.

"Listen up, rookie, you can study the training videos all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there with the fate of the world in your hands, and somebody offers you a beer you better forget everything you learned and react to the new situation right in front of you. If you don't, the Earth is fucked. And trust me, this is one crazy asshole who totally gets that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.