briankeith is currently piloting ROBUST BLITZKRIEG with plumis
ROBUST BLITZKRIEG's special combat abilities are known to include:
Electric Cannon
Laser Flamethrower
DOSSIER: Role is is to supply much-needed counseling services to friendly forces, even during the mayhem of night-time combat. Perhaps historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Heroic Asskicking, during which most of Sydney was destroyed in an effort to ...well, for no apparent reason, but it looked really cool. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and live to break some Kaiju assholes.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of lima beans and beatings. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole.. It was at the age of 5 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Decided to spend the next several years battling for his life in a seriously shady basement. Each suprisingly filthy beat-down was a step away from being less of an asshole that most people would stay the fuck away from.
Found himself at Oxford where he studied hand-to-hand combat, where it soon became apparent that he was a true genius.
During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful thing that legends are made of despite infuriating nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.
Deciding to learn a lesson, he dedicated himself to opening his hearts to change and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.
"The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot better at something other than this if he took my dick out of his mouth once in a while. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"
Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.
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