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About briankeith

Age: 42
Gender: M
Location: Houston, TX

Joined: 17 years ago on 02/25/04
Last Visit: 12 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Heylo. ^^;; My name is Briankeith. No.. Really. It's not two names, i swear! I'm semi-educated and travel lots. I have over 100 VCDs of anime because i like it, but really i dont know a whole lot about it. Yet. ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“shoot pool, meet people, drink for days ands days... and yet even more days; skateboard, olympic style rowing (Crew!!), basketball and mostly things i can't type here because it involves spontaneity..!”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“i own a music label and studio. i dont do much work besides that and read the new york times and slashdot all day. :P (And now illegally ride my off road bike on-road!.. err.. is that how you say it? :)”

What's your dream job?

“my current one. if only it made more mulah. (:”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“eek. i've save that for after i meet others for now! (:”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I put down 'girl' but to be honest, i really don't care. Someone to help me figure out which animes are good and which are a waste would be nice. ^^;; ooh.. ohh.. and if you play sc all the better!”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“don't give it much thought. i try to stay in the moment.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“I'm so embarrassed to say this.. i have all these vcds and i can't tell you what's what besides the obvious like vamp d, tenchi, fruit soemthing or another.. akira of course.. and i like big O but only because of it's style. ^^;;”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“watching anime and playing starcraft and every single rpg that comes out for all ports. xbox and snes are my favorites.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“any in my area.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“starcraft, final fantasy series, chrono-trigger, halo, you know.. anything scifi and geekish..”

Steam Nickname


XBox Live! Gamertag


Other Online Gaming Info

“anything Xbox live, starcraft and World of Warcraft”

Jaeger Assignment

briankeith is currently piloting ROBUST BLITZKRIEG with plumis

ROBUST BLITZKRIEG's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Electric Cannon
  • Laser Flamethrower

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply much-needed counseling services to friendly forces, even during the mayhem of night-time combat. Perhaps historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Heroic Asskicking, during which most of Sydney was destroyed in an effort to ...well, for no apparent reason, but it looked really cool. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and live to break some Kaiju assholes.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of lima beans and beatings. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole.. It was at the age of 5 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Decided to spend the next several years battling for his life in a seriously shady basement. Each suprisingly filthy beat-down was a step away from being less of an asshole that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Found himself at Oxford where he studied hand-to-hand combat, where it soon became apparent that he was a true genius.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful thing that legends are made of despite infuriating nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.

Deciding to learn a lesson, he dedicated himself to opening his hearts to change and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

"The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot better at something other than this if he took my dick out of his mouth once in a while. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.

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