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Usagi Mylene

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About Usagi Mylene

Age: 34
Gender: F
Location: San Francisco, CA

Joined: 10 years ago on 02/25/04
Last Visit: 6 days ago
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Jaeger Assignment

Usagi Mylene is currently piloting AMBITION AMAZON with Divine_Shadow

AMBITION AMAZON's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Hawk's Suplex
  • Dragon's Slicer of Destruction

DOSSIER: Role is is to annihilate Kaiju and supply much-needed counseling services to basically anybody who asks. Impervious to melancholy. Perhaps that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Frisky Storm when the pilots sacrificed two or three schoolchildren in order to save the oldest remaining public library in Topeka. At times, media pundits have heaped praise upon the pilots' masturbation habits. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may act like a total asshole just when the pilots are starting to have fun. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they explode the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a secretary. Father was the kind of guy who didn't merely shit the bed - he rolled around in it as well.. Life was transformed permanently when goldfish were seduced by ninjas. It was at the age of 6 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Spent the next several years fighting for survival in a secret robot repair shop. Each grueling fuck-up was a step closer to the kind of shit that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because her mother forced her to. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a seasoned expert with erotic sensuality, termed "Ferocious Tiger Style", she soon gained the attention of top-notch motherfuckers from around the world.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a splendid thing that legends are made of despite falling in love with Whoopi Goldberg. Thanks to her efforts, most of the town was saved and the rest was burned to the ground.

Following the grueling Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to the general's dogwalker by her commanding officer.

"Son, you, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything you think you know and react to the life or death situation at hand. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. And trust me, this is one pilot who understands that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday.

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