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Astrael

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About Astrael

Age: 31
Gender: F
Location: Gray, ME

Joined: 15 years ago on 02/25/04
Last Visit: 10 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
Privileges Expire: Never!

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, fearless, trusting, strange”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“cosplay, drama, reading, writing, music, friends. anime”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Nothing at the moment. I suck, haha.”

What's your dream job?

“I'll do what makes me happy. I'd like to be able to travel.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“uuuh, just one, just one....lets think....”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“funny and easy to talk to, with similar interests”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I think they can work, if both people are willing to put the effort in. <3”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Anything by CLAMP, NANA, Death Note, Bleach, Hana Kimi, Hot Gimmick, Marmalade Boy, MARS, The Demon Ororon”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“j-rock, j-pop, indies, pop, classic rock, bluegrass, jazz”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“cosplay/crossplay, collecting CLAMP manga, and j-rock CDs”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Anime Boston 2006, Anime Mid-Atlantic 2006, Nekocon 2006”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Kingdom Hearts, DDR, Zelda, Legend of Dragoon, Final Fantasy 8”

Jaeger Assignment

Astrael is currently piloting SWAGGERING SAVIOR with T-Virus

SWAGGERING SAVIOR's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Broken Bodycheck
  • Passionate Slicer

DOSSIER: Primary function is to perform lightning-like offense designed to attack the Kaiju by pulverizing their faces. Top-secret scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Stalwart Unicorn, a plan to use a game-changing, truly astonishing doomsday device to ensure the designated hitter rule. Perhaps that one of its most famous moments of the war occured during Operation Stalwart Derelict when the pilots sacrificed several hundred leading scientists in order to save a single flower. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, pretty much any time you even look at it. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are admirable and nobody questions their dedication to alcohol tolerance.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by some serious assholes in the affluent slums of New York. Not all that devastated by the conversion to Islam of family dog at the age of three. At an early age, showed much promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with controlling her emotions. It was at the age of 23 that she had a sex change. As time progressed, she learned the secrets of mayhem. Each sexual lesson was a step toward being less of an asshole that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Truly blossomed in a den of thieves where she studied whatever the fuck she felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about her.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a splendid failure despite killing the old lady down the block. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that would have made the toughest hombre you ever met shit his pants in three seconds flat.

When the dust settled after the grueling battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to Head Badass by the President of what remained of the world.

Experts have described her robot piloting style as "amateur ass-grabbing", while others have described it as "the kind of thing you jack off to" and "some of the toughest Jaeger piloting since Mike Tyson invaded nipples everywhere."

Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.

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