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Foxwolfe

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About Foxwolfe

Age: 37
Gender: M
Location: Seattle, WA

Joined: 15 years ago on 02/26/04
Last Visit: 5 years ago
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“You mean when I'm not being totally rad? Thats a tough one.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Most of the time I just sleep.”

What's your dream job?

“Hell I don't even know what I want to do for a non dream job at the moment.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Today I snuck up on my roomie and scared him while he was layin on the couch, it was a riot.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Hot robot chicks, the kind that can dance.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I don't really think about them much.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“I heard chicks don't dig that stuff so I don't really touch it myself.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Music is the devil, or maybe thats just rock and roll.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Does drawing naked manga characters count?”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Fanime, AX, Recca, maybe AniMagic.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“I'm not half bad at monopoly.”

Steam Nickname

“Foxwolfe”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Foxwolfe”

Other Online Gaming Info

“You can play games over the internet? Thats insane!”

Jaeger Assignment

Foxwolfe is currently piloting TORNADO ERECTION with Bad Wolf

TORNADO ERECTION's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Legendary Caress of Destruction
  • Forlorn Tackle Volley

DOSSIER: Job is is to confuse Kaiju and supply helpful blowjobs to soldiers. As we all know historians will eventually celebrate the pilots for their role in Operation Rainbow Rimjob, during which most of Citizen's Bank Park was destroyed in an effort to get laid. Everybody agrees: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to general cleanliness.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of unconditional love and acceptance... and and tough love. Profoundly aroused by the painful goiter loss of his hamster guys that really knew how to party, in his own way. At an early age, showed no promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with not slaughtering literally every living being he encountered. It was at the age of 23 that he swore revenge. Decided to spend the next several hours sleeping in a filthy alley. Each suprisingly filthy beat-down was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Schooled at M.I.T. where he studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent crowd-pleaser despite annoying the shit out of a bunch of nerds. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends.

When the dust settled after the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to Head Badass by pretty much the only other person that was still alive.

Jealous people have described his robot piloting style as "second-rate ass-grabbing", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "devastatingly effective" and "some of the best mayhem since Godzilla sexually dominated most of my hometown."

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.

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