Ashe

Age: 38
Gender: M
Location: Riverside, CA

Joined: 15 years ago on 02/26/04
Last Visit: 5 years ago
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Ashe is currently piloting MYSTERIOUS MEATBALL with BigBuddha

MYSTERIOUS MEATBALL's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Terrible Fist Jump-Kick
• Rotund Shoulder Punch of Satisfaction

DOSSIER: Likes to help friendly forces by improving their defensive power. During the Battle Of Texas, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to boost the morale of everybody around them while simultaneously displaying outstanding ability to chug a six-pack. Frequently, the pilots' parents have expressed concern over the pilots' alcohol tolerance. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may really bum you out if the pilots don't really have their shit together. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a good example of bio-engineering gone wrong. Father was prone to fits of melancholy. At an early age, showed great aptitude for playing the piano, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 6 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Decided to spend the next several seconds battling for his life in a secret youth hostel. Each withering lesson was a step toward the sensitive touching that that his sense of honor demanded.

Was accepted to Harvard despite a painful recurring prolapse because sometimes life is crazy like that.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful triumph despite killing his best friend. Classified intel indicates most of the town was destroyed and the rest was covered in blood.

Refusing to rest on his laurels, he re-dedicated himself to partying like a true hero and has no fucking idea what he's doing.

"The thing is," says a classmate, "He'd be a lot worse at not completely getting the shit kicked out of him if he stopped being an asshole. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.